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Callaroga, Shark Media outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor. I’m Johnny Mack and these are the results for Week seven of Comedy Survivor. Many weeks ago, we stranded sixteen comedians on an island. Every week, the listeners do this program go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group and they write down one name and that person has to leave Comedy Island.
Eliminated so far are Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler, Joe Coy, Ron White, Jay Leno, and Seth Myers. Still in the game, Jim Gaffigan, Nicky Glazer, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Otsko at Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nazaro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, and Bert Kraser. I’ll tell you the votes. Matt votes for Kevin Hart, Andy votes for Kevin Hart. That’s two quick votes for Kevin Hart.
Mike votes for Tig Nataro, Richard votes for Jim Gaffagan. Michelle votes for Jim Gaffigan. That’s two votes for Jim Gaffigan, two votes for Kevin Hart. Mary votes for Leslie Jones, Rob votes for Osco, at Cotska, a. Vaughan votes for OTSCO at Cotska, two votes for OSCO at Cotka, two votes for Kevin Hart, two votes for Jim Gaffigan.
Mike votes for Jim Gaffigan. That’s three votes for Jim Gapigan. Todd votes for Leslie Jones. That’s two votes for Leslie Jones. We have a very close vote here.
Cheryl votes for Kevin Hart, three votes for Kevin Hart, Lindsey votes for OTSCO at Cotska Otsco with three votes. Raffie votes for Leslie Jones. That’s three votes for Leslie Jones. We have three votes for OTSCO at Cotska, three votes for Jim Gaffigan, three votes for Kevin Hart, and three votes for Leslie Jones. And our final vote comes from Aaron, who votes for Jim Gaffigan.
Jim Gaffigan has been eliminated from Comedy Survivor. Lots to talk about. We had a vote that didn’t count. I had to go to the AI for a ruling, and I had someone try to vote via email and you can’t do that. We’ll talk about the controversies and the shocking elimination vote of Jim Gaffigan after the break, as I counted the votes.
I saw something that I struggled with. The phrasing on one of the comments was I can get on board with that, and I’ve discussed please make your vote very clear. We don’t need a comedy Survivor controversy. Each week. I have the AI check my votes.
I’m happy to share the thread with you, and the AI reads the Facebook page as Matt, Kevin Hart, Andy, Kevin Hart, Mike Tigg, Richard Gaffigan, Michelle Gaffigan, Mary, Leslie Jones, rob otsgo a Von Otsgo, Mike Gaffigan, Todd Leslie, Cheryl Kevin Hart, Lindsey otsgo Aaron Gaffigan, and RAFFI for Leslie Jones. The AI counts the votes the same way I do. Gaffigan at four, Otsgo at three, Kevin at three, Leslie Jones at three. The AI, on its own, unprompted set here’s the clean, auditible count using your standard rules. One vote for person.
Only explicit votes count, and it rules out the phrasing. I can get on board as an unclear vote. That vote was rejected by the AI. That vote would have taken Kevin Hart to a fourth vote, and we would have had a tie, and the AI would have settled the tie anyway, So I’m going to let the AI settle the tie the way it has. Jim Gaffigan eliminated from Comedy Survivor.
Please post clearly. I’m voting off so and so, but I think here, since the AI would have had to choose anyway, I will let the vote stand. Jim Gaffigan going home. The AI says a previously quiet safe player got hit by a coordinated vote multiple coalitions split their targets. The loser only needed four votes.
That means the game has entered the fragmented voting stage, where small blocks can decide everything. The AI points out, we have to look at that middle tier Otsco at Cotsco with three votes and Leslie Jones with three votes. They both have almost gone home and only been saved by AI tiebreakers. They’re still in the game, but barely hanging on. Kevin Hart momentum picking up with three votes.
Now, the AI says that is the battlefield. Who still looks safe? Well, Jim Gaffigan was on this list a week ago, so I don’t know if these people are actually safe, but the AI thinks still safe are Mulaney Nicki, Sebastian, Sarah and Kreischer. So here’s what you do. As we begin week eight of Comedy Survivor.
You go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. You will see me extinguishing the torch of Jim Gaffigan, and you will vote for one of the remaining Comedy Survivors. They are Bert Kreischer, Leslie Jones, Sarah Silverman, Signatsaro, Sebastian Maniscalco, otsko At Kotzka, John Mulaney, Kevin Hart, and Nikki Glaser. You get to send one comedian home, and by home we mean the Comedy Island spa and hotel where they have to hang out until we finish taping. Sorry about the controversy, but the AI has spoken back in the morning with a normal episode.
See then.