Comedy Survivor Week 15 – The Final Two

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Caloroga Shark Media, Media. Outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor. Three and a half months ago, we stranded sixteen comedians on Comedy Island. Each week, the listener group has voted one comedian off the island.

We are down to the final three. They are John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman and Nicky Glazer. The listeners went to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group and they have voted one of the comedians off the island. It’s time to tell you the votes. Michelle votes for John Mulaney, Mary votes for Nikki Glaser, Richard votes for John Mulaney.

Matt votes for John Mulaney. That’s three votes for j mlaney. Mike votes for Nikki Glaser. Jeff votes for John Mulaney. Lee votes for John Mulaney.

That’s five votes for John Mlaney, two votes for Nikki Glaser, zero votes for Sarah Silverman. Janet votes for Nikki Glaser, Dylan votes for Nikki Glaser. That’s four votes for Nikki Glaser. Cheryl votes for John Mulaney, six votes for John Mulaney, four votes for Nikki Glaser, no votes for Sarah Silverman. Andy votes for Nikki Glaser and Mike c votes for Nikki Glaser.

We have a tie. Now. The first thing this tells us is Sarah Silverman is officially in the finals of Comedy Survivor, but we have to settle the tie. Who’s going home? Is it John Mulaney or Nikki Glaser?

And in full Ryan Seacrest form, I will tell you the answer after the break. As we have established on Comedy Survivor, when there is a tie, the AI settles the tie. But before we do that, let’s verify the votes. Spruce, the AI are you there, I’m right here. I’ve been keeping track.

If you want to confirm the votes or have me break that tie, I’m ready. When you are, please check the count I don’t want any errors. No problem. I’ve gone through the votes again and the tally is indeed accurate. Six votes for John Mulaney and six votes for Nikki Glaser, So we’ve got ourselves a perfect tie.

Let me know when you’re ready for me to make that deciding vote. All right, it’s down to the finals. Spruce will decide who will take on Sarah Silverman in the finals of Comedy Survivor. Spruce, you will now vote someone off the island. Who’s going home?

Well, this is a tough call, but here we go. I’m sending John Mulaney home. Nikki Glaser moves on to face Sarah Silverman in the final showdown. Like, see what happens next? Wow?

John Mulaney goes home in a shocker. Oh wow, I thought for sure Mulaney was gonna hit the finals here. Wow, absolutely amazing. So we’re down to the final two, Nikki Glaser or Sarah Silverman. Sarah with zero votes.

Nicki comes into the finals barely escaping in its tiebreaker. Sarah Silverman had no votes and for most of this contest has gotten very few votes. Is Sarah Silverman the favorite to win Comedy Survivor would you have guest her name four months ago? But we’re not done yet. You guys have to vote now.

Let me be clear because sometimes the TV thing on the island gets a little confusing. For this week, we are still voting someone off. Okay, hey, if you write the name down, you’re sending them home. I know sometimes TV does something different in the finale. We’re not doing that.

We’re voting someone off. So if you want Nikki Glaser to lose, write Nikki Glaser. If you want Sarah Silverman to lose, Right, Sarah Silverman, got it. You’re sending someone home. You’re voting against someone.

Here’s what you do. You go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. You write down the name of someone you want to go home. The person with the most votes will go home, leaving one person on Comedy Island. That person will be the Comedy Survivor.

Okay, Daily Comedy News Podcast group vote someone off Comedy Island. Who’s going home? Is it Nikki Glaser or is it Sarah Silverman? One goes home. Whoever’s left is the Comedy Survivor.

Voting continues until the end of day Thursday. Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group Comedy Survivor find Sarah Silverman versus Nikki Glaser meets you back in the morning.