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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News Boy. What an exciting night in Newark, New Jersey. Governor elect Mikey Cheryl was there. The Governor elect promised the entertainment event of a lifetime at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center, and Jay Pack and who were there.
It was an evening with Conan O’Brien and Stephen Colbert. Hope they found something to talk about. Of course they talked about late night. I don’t know if you heard this, Stephen Colbert show is coming to an end. Conan O’Brien said, I’m sad about the form, but I’m a fifty two percent optimist, and I believe that humans find a way and really find people who are fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty twenty five right now are going to use what’s available to make beautiful, hilarious, funny things.
I have to believe that it will not look the same way as our path. It will not be the same path, but it’ll more or less be the same idea. Addressing Colbert directly, one of the first things I said to you when this news broke There isn’t a person on this planet. Who’s worried about Stephen Colbert. These shows are a way for Stephen Colbert to relate to people, but they are not the only way.
There are so many different things that you can do, and you’re going to do that. They’re gonna give you enormous amounts of pleasure and you’re gonna be great at it. You’re just not there yet. You haven’t begun that yet. Conan said, there’s no better person I could be sharing the stage with right now.
The world is your oyster, and double down. Whatever Colbert does next is going to be amazing. Now, ABC has some news. I have news for your paying attention. I’m lifting the embargo on Hulu.
Aside from their not so good hilarious comedy special, that’s a whole other thing. But if you want to just push the green button on your moat and watch Scrubs on Hulu, go ahead, Because ABC Disney has made it clear they are not supporting fascism. Okay, why Johnny Mack. They have renewed Jimmy Kimmel, which is sure to make certain people unhappy, But go ahead. You don’t have to walk three flights of stairs to watch the Scrubs DVDs go ahead and push that button, which is good news for the Scrubs reboot.
I mean I was gonna have to stand out in the cold outside somebody’s house, peering through the window while they watched Scrubs, which is sometimes how I watch Knicks games because YouTube TV doesn’t have MSG less. I’ll stay out the street and somebody else is watching the next game and I watch it through their window. Kim Oll commented on Donald Trump hosting the Kennedy Center Awards on Sunday night. The President had said that if he couldn’t do it better than when Jimmy Kimmel hosted, he might have to give up being president altogether. Kimmell, of course, has never hosted the Kennedy Center Awards, which kim Oll pointed out, but he welcomed the idea of a talent competition matching his own skills, which are apparently jokes drawing and playing the clarinet, against Trump’s ability to golf, spank a porn starre and run a country.
The reveal came when kim Oll was talking about how apparently the President did not enjoy sixty minutes this week. Kim Olds said, I’m sorry you feel that way about sixty minutes, and the last thing I want to do is upset you at this sensitive time. But I have one more bit of entertainment news to share. I have decided to extend my contract here at ABC for another year. Our show has been renewed until May of twenty twenty seven, or until the world ends, whichever comes first.
On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Tonight, your guest is Taylor Swift.
Speaking of Scrubs, Bill Lawrence has a new show coming to a We’ll have to pa…
It is titled Rooster. It stars Steve Carell. One of the co stars John C. McGinley, you know him as Doctor Cox. Ten episodes.
Rooster is a comedy set on a college campus, centering on an author’s complicated relationship with his daughter. A lot of good pedigree there that should be good. Of course, I won’t be able to see it because my son went to the AT and T store and got a new phone and they got rid of the free HBO that I had, So I’m not happy with my son or the AT and T store. I’m gonna have to stand out on the street looking through somebody else’s window while they’re watching HBO and Hope the Rooster’s on very upset about my FREEHBO going away, like very very upset. Oh the Boiler’s back.
Yeah. I called him and I begged him like, will you please come? And they came. Man, it was cold here. Sarah Sherman has a special on HBO on Friday.
Again. I wish I could watch it, but you know, hope my son enjoys his new phone. She’s doing a lot of press. I’m saving a lot of the press for Friday when the special comes out. But one of the interviews she did was with Nylon dot Com and they said, I imagine people watch this special and be like, is she okay?
Yeah. I’m concerned that people are gonna be like, oh, Sarah’s so funny on Saturday Night Live, and I have no idea what they’re getting into when they watched this one. Sarah said, it’s funny. I did a show a couple weeks ago when the merch table was in the room, so the merch guy saw the whole show. I came up to him after the show and he’s like, oh my god, I thought you were gonna be root and mean, but you’re nice.
I would have hoped that in real life, I’m a lot tamer, but the show’s an expression of some very Jewish neurosis. Embodied some spoilers for the very opening Okay spoilers here, I’m not ruining the special for you, but apparently the opening sequence. Sarah says, so many stand up specials start with the comedian being backstage getting ready, and they’re in the green room. My version is that I’m not in a green room. I’m in a crypt and my bones and gour forming.
That’s my version of getting ready a right, so that sets the scene for what this thing’s gonna be. Sarah said, the show is really intense and loud and in your face. It’s almost like a total sensory experience. So me and the director were just like, we don’t want that to be flatten when people are watching it on their phones on the toilet. Sarah, how long does it take you to make a special?
She says, A really long time. I’ve been touring for ten years and this is my first specials of the material has been coming together for a while. Jesus prosthetics and said, pitching it to people and being like, I know this sounds crazy, but we need a little bit of budget to do something because stand up specials are cheap, and we’re like, but what if it wasn’t cheap? That’s funny. The guys from Please Don’t Destroy they have teamed up with White Claw Please Don’t Destroy has created the Roast Host Collection, a new line of holiday essential merch inscribed with various tongue in cheek roasts you see.
The collection was inspired by a recent White Claw survey that found that friends who regularly roast each other are nearly twice as loyal as seventy eight percent, saying roasting feels playful and friendly. The Royal Host Collection includes a serving plotter with You’re so brave for speaking before thinking, a set of four dinner plates also sold individually with lines like you couldn’t read a room if it had subtitles and unsolicited advice is your love language, as well as a serving bowl of napkins with equally hilarious inscriptions. Kevin Brady is the vice president of marketing for White Claw and said, the holidays we’re all about laughter, connection and maybe calling out your friend who makes the group chat go silent, and we love them for that. We’re raising a claw of the good natured bonding that makes the best friendships feel even funnier and hangs more memorable. The roast Ose collection of Albot white Claw dot com slash Holiday another merch drop coming out today, very exciting.
Meanwhile, Ricky Gervas is out howking his vodka for some reason. When he does it, I find it funny, And when Jim Gaffigan does it, I don’t know. I think it’s that Ricky is just blatantly telling you he’s trying to make money off this thing. But here’s Ricky Gervis will take us into the break. Thanks to everyone who’s subscribed to Dutchbarn dot com.
If you haven’t go there, you go into a draw every month someone wins a year’s supply of vodka and if you buy Ginger spiced, we help donkeys. I’ve also been tying up the money I’m going to give to animal charities from the tour through a little press release like that next week. So yeah, Dutch Barn Mortality Donkeys Very Christmas. Out today on the eight hundred pound Gorilla Channel. Luke Higgy’s tip Rat some more details out of Canada about that.
Dave Chappelle appearance. I scolded Mike from the Lehman podcast on the side. I was like, I thought you people were polite. Why are you being rude to Dave Chappelle? And it just he apologized because that’s what Canadians do.
Mike feels bad for the entire country being mean to Dave Chappelle. Anyway, CETV spoke with one person who says she was at the show. Let’s hear what she has to say. I have made some edits to this for pacing. Dave just shut down.
He said, like, I’ve done a million shows and this is the first time. I can’t wait to be off stage. Three quarters of the way through. That’s when the crowd kind of got a little rude. I’ll say, yeah, rude.
He just stood there and he looked at his watch and he’s like, I could stand here for the remainder of the show, for like the next ten minutes that we have and like, you guys can just scream at me and be ignorant or you know. Shane Gillis is a Notre Dame football fan. You may have heard that Notre Dame didn’t make the college football playoff and they were like you know what, we don’t need to play in any stupid bowl game. We’re good. Shane was appearing on the Film Guy Network and the Notre Dame topic came up.
Shane said he set an alarm to make sure he didn’t sleep through the selection show. He was convinced Notre Dame would be in then after Alabama showed up with the nine seed. According to Shane, once you see the number nine come up and it’s Bama, that was worse than watching Notre Dame lose a game that was terrible. That hurts. Gillis believes there is Bama bias, pointing out that Alabama didn’t lose any ranking despite losing to Georgia twenty eight to seven in the SEC title game.
Shane said, I understand not penalizing a team for being in the conference championship if they’re competitive or at least don’t have minus three yushing yards. But I don’t know if Alabama was competitive at all. It’s the SEC, it’s the best conference. Technically, Notre Dame didn’t really beat anybody. But I’m a fan.
I want Notre Dame in there. If you’re not to college football. Notre Dame is an independent they’re not in any particular conference. Gillis said, it’s finally catching up my whole life. Everybody’s been like, join a conference, and he said if Notre Dame does join one the Big ten or the SEC would be awesome.
Never the ACC after they were trayed us this year, Notre Dame got screwed. Whatever, We’ll be back watching that selection show and having your team left out that hurt. My day’s ruined. And that is your comedy news for today. I’ll see you tomorrow