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The Shark Deck Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Late Night continues to be off because of the writers strike. I’ll tell you chatbot is getting pretty good. Listen to this set. Did you see Martha Stewart?
She’s gonna be on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Finally, a swimsuit model that knows how to make a killer apple pie and full of fitted sheet. Martha Stewart on the cover of SI Swimsuit Edition. That’s like mixing kale smoothies with Margarita’s move over Supermodels. Martha Stewart is here to show off her secret recipe for a beach ready body.
Spoiler alert. It involves a lot of gardening dy crafts and perfectly arranged fruit platters. She’ll also show you how to make a bikini out of recycled tetawels and turn heads at your next beach outing. Did you see the beer ad everyone’s mad about? No, not that one, the other one.
Alana Glazer is a comedian. That’s why I’m talking about this beer commercial. It’s for Miller Light, and the whole gist of the commercial is to create fertilizer from old sexist beer advertise, meaning those with scantily clad women. The Internet is losing their minds about this commercial. Late Bot said, beer commercials often future women in bikinis.
Frology on the beach, ick guests the marketing strategies to make us associate the product with two things. We love a beautiful women and be sunbirds. But seriously, if beer automatically attracted women in bikinis, wouldn’t the local bar be a Victoria’s secret runway beer commercial? Shuenet how to objectify women and pander to men? Maybe next time, They concluded disclaimers saying warning, drinking our beer will not grant you a personal hairm of bikini glad models.
Results may vary. So then late Bot combined the two topics and got a little edgy listen to this. Can you imagine Martha Stewart starring in a beer commercial. Yeah, product that pairs well with her impeccable taste and criminal record. Wow, late Bot, forget wine bearing.
She could teach us about the art of beer influence to flaze and ipa marinated steaks? Who needs a fret borro? Would you have Martha telling you how to chill, grill, and perfectly full of beer Cozy. Those are really good for the AI. Dave Chappelle played San Francisco, the crowd started yelling.
They yelled at they loved him. They yelled, Hey, can you repeat some lines for your Comedy Central show? You know they’re from twenty years ago. Audience, what is wrong with you? They yelled because they wanted to know what he thought of the homeless person who got sprayed with a hose in San Francisco earlier this year.
Dave talk back to the audience, and he says he’s played hundreds of shows in San Francisco, using the city like at ATM whenever he needed a paycheck. He told a story about eating at an Indian restaurant in the Tenderloin district a few nights earlier, only and have someone defecate in front of the restaurant as he was walking in. He said, San Francisco has become half Glee have zombie movie, y’all need a batman. Dave said he was not aware of the incident of a business owner hosing down a homeless person and how to have the crowd explain it. He pivoted quickly saying, ah, yeah, he remembered it.
And watched it on YouTube one hundred times, and then he did what the San Francisco Gate called a cruel snicker and his trademarks snap of the mic against his thigh. All right, this next story is horrible. I don’t want to do it, but we gotta do it. The headline from Rolling Stone Do Everything I say. Ten women claimed comedian Chris Dallia preyed on them.
Ten women tell Rolling Stone the forty two year old comedian and podcaster left them traumatized. The FBI is looking into it. Delia denies the allegations. Ten women have shared new abuse allegations against Christallia, accusing the comedian of predatory behavior that included controlling the diets and pressuring them to get tattoos of his initials. And an investigation by Rolling Stone, the women came forward with allegations that Delia went so far as to monitor the locations, how they dressed, and when they slept.
He also allegedly demanded explicit photos from the women at a moment’s notice. The allegations are the latest in a long list against Aliah, who has also been accused of sexual assault and grooming underage girls. Daliah has refuted all the allegations, and now the FBI is investigating his behavior. Rolling Stone reported whing to read verbatim from Rolling Stone they write. For this piece.
Rolling Stone has spoken with an additional nine women who detailed experiences with Delia that have left them shaken, including four women who recall having unsettling encounters and communications with Delia when they were teenagers parentheses. Some women, including those who have previously spoken out against Delia, declined to participate in this story, citing fear of Delia and legal reasons closed parentheses. Several of the women alleged deliad took advantage of the godlike status he had with his fans for his personal sexual gratification, dangling tickets to a show to at least one woman, who claims Dliah outright asked if she would perform a sexual favor in exchange for the free seat. One fan alleged she was twenty eight when Delia pressured her into giving him oral sex before one of his shows. When she began to cry, she says, Delia allegedly told her, if you just do everything I say, It’ll all be okay.
Another verbatim paragraph. An addition, Rolling Stone has learned. The FBI has interviewed several of Delia’s accusers and protect witnesses, and a statement to Rolling Stone, an FBI spokesperson said the agency neither confirms nor denies investigations to protect both the integrity of an investigation and the reputation to those potentially involved in it. Delia did not respond to this allegation. Just wow, awful, No easy way to follow that up.
Have you been paying attention to Matt Friend. He’s a comedian with a lot of buzz on him right now. He does impressions. Among his impressions, one of Howard’s Stern. The clip of Matt Friend doing his Howard Stern impression on the Howard Stern Show is making the rounds on the Internet.
I won’t share it because Howard notoriously waxed down clips. Especially if you want to try and find any clips of the old Howard, say, the Howard that was wearing blackface, you can’t find any of that. So I’m sure if I share with you the Matt Friend, I’ll get a take down here, and I don’t want to do that. So just google Matt Friend Howard Stern. It’s very funny you’ll enjoy it.
Adma Rossi, writes comedy articles for the Philadelphia Weekly, does a great job with those. He recently spoke to Matt Friend and asked, Matt, was there a first voice that you heard that rang a true note in your ear that made it curious to reproduce? And do you have perfect pitch? Matt said it was Mike Myers as Austin Powers for Me, Hank Azarius, Sir Lancelot and Spam a Loot and Seth McFarland’s Family Guide characters. He did not answer the perfect pitch question all right, What do you look for listening for in a voice?
Matt said, I often look at who people are talking about, who’s the political figure that’s gaining popularity, who’s the actor having viral moments or in a TV show? When I was talking about in terms of building an impression, it’s an obsessive thing. I’m constantly doing it at devour late night interviews, read a lot lessen to tons of tape. Then I talk and it develops a little like practicing an instrument, though I don’t think of it as practice. It feels more like my personality.
ADM Morosi says, doing me impressions one thing, making it funny beyond a character catchphrase quite another. When I first went on stage, it was just voices I do. Some impressions get last because there was some real talent. Now it’s completely different. There’s regular stand up stories, crowd work, it’s set or other.
Writing is just as important to me as the quality of the voices slash impressions. In terms of building, it’s about getting on stage as much as possible. I also developed lots of stories centered around my two hundred and fifty plus impressions, some of which are centered around me actually meeting these celebrities. What’s been the hardest impression to develop? Matt said?
Howard Stern has taken time. It’s such a particular rhythm and his voice is so recognizable to millions. It evolved, but now I have it down and thankfully Howard himself enjoys it too. I feel like the rhythms off on today’s podcast. Found that Delia story no easy way to make this any fun right.
Jamie Fox thing is catching my eye, so the latest Karin Fox, Jamie’s daughter, posted on Instagram sad to see how the media runs wild. My dad has been out of the hospital for weeks recuperating. In fact, he was playing pickle ball. Deadline reports that Jamie and Karin will be co hosting a game show together it’s called We Are Family, at a premiere in twenty twenty four. Concurrent to that, Jamie was supposed to host a game show called Beat Zam that’s moving forward with a replacement host.
No pictures of Jamie have surfaced, but a text statement on Instagram said, appreciate all the love. Feeling blessed. Spidy sense is tingling here in the basement. We’ll see. I hope he’s doing okay.
He was always super cool to me. Jay Leno’s game show You Bet Your Life has paused production because of the writer strike. Jay is a WGA member and announced via statement as a remember the writers killed for almost forty years. I truly understand and stand in solidarity with my fellow union members. For that reason, we are suspending production of our game show, You Bet Your Life until such time when agreement can be reached.
I really feel off on the other side of that. Delia’s story I read see I did share the Facebook group Daily Companies podcast group. If you want to read the entire thing, you’ll find the entire thing on Rolling Stone. But wow, all right, John Earle has released a trailer for John Early Now More Than Ever. That’ll be on HBO Max.
Sorry, they’re getting rid of the HBO Max part. Just Max. By the way, that’s a mistake. Guys. Like when I tune in to watch Succession or Barry and I just see the Max logo without the hbox to it, I just feel like I’m at the discount store.
You’re making a mistake on Max. John Early Now More Than Ever. Saturday, June seventeenth, John Early brings his unique blend of cunning commentary, pop star swagger and all around lovable hilarities of Brooklyn, New York and the style of a gritty nineteen seventies rockumentary. Early performs stand up, an explosive song covers from Britney Spears did Neil Young intercut with spinal tap esque backstage sketches. I tried to pull some clips from it and they just weren’t going to work in podcast form.
But you’ll find that out there. The Boston Comedy Festival continues. Zach Sherwin hosts the Crossword Show tonight at seven thirty. It’s a combination game slash music slash comedy show that plays up wordplay and Sherwin’s neck for connecting seemingly desperate bits of trivia. That sounds a good time.
If you’re in Dubai, go see Jim Jeffries and boy, I just feel so. I’m going to skip the Sydney in New Zealand stuff today. I gotta regroup. That story really bothered me. I’m going to leave you today with a massive, massive spoiler for Barry.
If you haven’t watched this week’s Barry yet, whyn’t you leave? And I’ll see you here tomorrow For everybody who’s still around Barry spoiler and three two one Did you notice Bill Burr’s voice in Barry Yeah on the most recent episode. Again, massive spoiler coming up in the next sentence. While Barry spoiler travels back to la with the intention of killing Jean cou he’s listening to podcasts by preachers who discussed the subject of murder. Bill Burr plays Pastor Nick Saint Angelo.
It’s that master who ends up validating Barry’s desire to kill Kusano. You hear Bill Burr’s voice as the pastor delivering his theological justification of murder with supreme confidence. If you’re not watching Barry season four, it has been than fantastic. All Right, I’m gonna go regroup. I’m really off.
That really bothered me. That story. Follow the show for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify YouTube See tomorrow