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The Shark Deck. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Donald Trump gave a speech at Spack. In his speech, he said, in twenty sixteen, I declared I am your voice. Today I add I am your warrior.
I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution. I am your retribution. Jimmy Fallon said, he’s like, I’m the captain. Now I am the one who knocks.
I am the walrus cuckoo, Ko chew. That was exactly what I was thinking, Well, not in so many words, but what I read the original Trump quote. Jimmy Fallon added, he’s either running for president or auditioning to be the next John Wick Seth Meyers. He was such a terrible president, and now he’s auditioning to be Batman. Problem is, he would never respond to the bad signal, because there’s no way he’s ever just looking pensively out the window.
You’d have to text it to him, or just shine it on Sean Hannity’s forehead, or you know what you could do. You could reject it on a solar eclipse. He looks at those great jokes. I watched the Marlin Wayne Special, Heavy Pass, Heavy Pass? Heavy Pass?
Did you like it? Johnny Mack? I found it unwatchable. I was so excited about it. I had read the articles to you.
I was like, Oh, this sounds like really cool. It sounds of the moment, and I hite play and I was like, wow, I am not feeling this at all. Let me skip ahead and see if another part. I am still not feeling this at all. I’m aware that I disagree with everyone who has reviewed this thing, but for me, Heavy Pass.
Let’s start today on gossip corner. People magazine has a source that said Jada has had no part in this other than being heckled. Chris Rock is obsessed with her, and that’s been going on for almost thirty years. Look where he chose to film his Netflix special, her hometown of Baltimore. Obsessed.
Back in twenty sixteen, she helped start a movement with the Academy Awards by questioning why there are so few black members, and Chris took it to this. You may recall in twenty sixteen, Jada showed her support for black actors as part of the hashtag Oscars So White movement. Will Smith that year was shut out of the Best Actor race for his performance in Concussion. One of the jokes and Chris Rock special years ago, as wife said I should quit the Oscars. I shouldn’t host because their man didn’t get nominated for concussion.
Then he gives me an F and concussion. The source continues she never asked Chris to not host the Oscars. Ever, she publicly said in a Facebook post at the time, Chris would be a great Oscars host and it’s perfect for the job. In his special, Chris Rock said quotes I did some jokes about her. Who gives an F.
That’s how it is. She starts it, I finish. That’s what the f happened. Nobody’s picking on this bitch. She started this stuff.
Nobody was picking on her. The source tells people they were shocked at how many times Chris used the word bitch in referring to Jada. I think that was the point of the routine to say it like twenty three times. No. Yes, we are getting a new John Moliney special on Netflix.
He recently recorded at Symphony Hall in Boston. It is from his From Scratch tour. Spoilers ahead, as seems like it’ll be a lot of what we’ve heard, John has been touring for the last year and a half, two years. Maybe much of it centered around Milany’s intervention and stay in rehab. I feel like this is coming out too late, right, We’ve been talking about John Mlaney’s rehab stint forever and for to come out now, like even on the other side of Chris Rock and the Oscars.
I feel like this is two year old material now, John Mullanny. But we’ll see when it comes to Netflix. As for a date coming soon, not soon enough, my friend. Plenty of comedy news today, but while we’re talking about Molany a quick stop on Gossip Corner from the Daily Mail. Decaption Predator actress showed off her impressive figure on a boat in a bikini.
The story Olivia Munn shared a heartwarming picture of an adorable baby boy trying to drink from a glass bottle. So what do we do? We focus on the bikini. I just love the writing by the Daily Mail. The Oklahoma native was pictured laughing with her head back as her baby daddy, two time Emmy winner John Mulaney held a bottle close to him.
The Daily Show alum showed off her impressive post baby beach body and a string bikini top with her one year old son on her lap. Wearing her red and white striped onesie. The beauty styled her long brunette tresses straight the side part. She wore black RayBan sunglasses and accessorized her look with multiple bracelets. Had a diamond necklace.
The forty two year old actress, who boast two point eight million Instagram followers, capture on the post Sandy. Interesting comment by Joe Rogan on his podcast last week, he floated the conspiracy theory that Tim Dillon is not gay. Rogan said, it’s funny because a lot of people think Tim is not gay. They think it’s a scam. Krista Stephano kept warning about it, and Joe Rogan said it’s a scam.
Rogan added that it’s like a free pass that some people have to get out of jail for joking about topics most people can’t even touch. Rogan said, well, so it’s like he gives them to get out of jail free pass. Oh my god, there’s so many things he can make fun of that we can’t even touch. Fascinating from the review, West Michigan Beat Holmes welcome the pandemic relax some logic behind what Pete was saying. Pete told Review West Michigan there was a Daniel’s Toss joke where he was like, I don’t want to die.
I want all of us to die when he’s talking about the end of the world. And what I took from that joke is I didn’t want to take a break from stand up. I wanted all of us to take a break from stand up, and that’s what I got. He discussed his failed at CBS sitcom How We Roll. Pete said it was one of my favorite show basiness experiences, just because when I was a kid, being a success, like dreaming about being comedian, meant you would have a multicam sitcom.
And what I learned from the process is I always thought I want to do something that was hip, and I did crashing was hip, But it turns out I just love being with people creating something and it doesn’t have to be super cool to be super fun. His current tour is called Where We Were. Pete says, I’m forty three. I remember what stand up was like before the Internet, but now because it’s possible to find your very specific stamp, it’s easier. You know, there’s podcasting, there’s clips online, there’s specials.
You don’t have to catch them on HBO at eight o’clock on some specific Friday. You can watch them whenever you want. By virtually the information being so accessible now, comedians can get more and more specific whatever their interests are. When I find spiritual or unitive about doing stand up is that a bunch of individuals show up and they become an audience. So they merge in on one thing, and then a good performer.
And this is what I try to do, is merge with that merger, and then there’s a second merging of the performer and the audience. And I think it’s a spiritual thing. We all came in separate, then we sort of spend time together. And I sometimes joke, it’s so interesting how quickly we’ve become an us. He’d added, I always get super depressed when I see something in like a world market, like a wooden sign that says laugh once a day or something like that, and I’m like, that’s way too low.
So it’s a good reminder, but I think it’s just a good place to start with the low times in my life. I’ve been carried through by friends, and what that means is by people that have come around and come into my life and reminded me to laugh. Heed Holmes is at the Fountain Street Church in Grand Rapids tonight, seven o’clock tickets thirty five bucks. I feel like what I do here. There are two ways support the show.
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You can become a premium subscriber and for five bucks a month you get the episodes ad free and a little bit early, usually around four pm Eastern the night before if you know what I mean, and the weekend episodes are usually there for you. On Friday morning, Eric shot me a no to low Eric Eric wrote, Hey, Jennymick, love what you do. Haven’t earning mentioned of this? One? Pretty solid lineup for Idaho Home of Ryan Hamilton.
I used to do a comedy showing community radio here in Salt Lake City and now cover comedy for our local affairs program. Wait, he wrote SLC, I just translated that to Salt Lake City. Is there like SLC Idaho? I don’t want to get in trouble with Ryan Hamilton’s and his posse. I’m googling SLC Idaho.
Maybe I don’t know something. Nope, you know what happens. If you google SLC Idaho flights. You just get the price of flights from Salt Lake City airport code SLC two Idaho Falls, Ida expedius as one hundred and sixty nine bucks. That feels like a lot.
Should we just drive it? You know, I’m from the East coast, so I think everything’s two hours away. Let’s see Salt Lake City to Idaho Falls three hours two minutes. Yeah, why would we pay one hundred and sixty nine bucks? Let’s hop on the I fifteen anyway.
I digress. Eric said, I weeze little press pass for tree Fort and plan on seeing Wade too much comedy. Really excited for Shane tourists. Thanks for what you do, and he sent me a link. So let’s talk about the tree Fort Music Fest.
March twenty third, to the twenty sixth Are you telling me I get to do one, two, three, four more days of Idaho jokes later this month? Dude, I’m in considerate bookmarked WHOA I’m looking at the bottom here, it says, line up tignasar A waitlist, news and schedule. Let’s click on tignatar A waylist. What’s going on here? M air table says the private share link you tried to reach is not available.
The owner of this base may have unshared or deleted it. Please contact them. WHOA? Is there like a secret TIGNATARO show that we can’t get into? So I’ve clicked over to schedule, it says tignazorow late show added back to mac show is added by popular demand.
Get ready to laugh twice as hard as Tigna Sorrow’s added a second comedy fort show. Among the comedians Tigna Sorrow, I think we discussed that already Matt Besser, Shane Torrez, Jessica Keenan, Johnny Taylor, Todd Basil, Maureen Ferguson, Brian Bixby, Jake Silberman, and Sophia Javet. Now, if we’re having a comedy festival in Idaho, I think we’re missing a pretty big idahoan. Where’s Ryan Hamilton’s what’s he doing? Why isn’t he going?
Ryan Hamilton’s not even touring in late March. He’s in Rexburg, Idaho on Friday. I actually have a story about that. Then April seventh and the eighth, he’s opening for Jerry sitheld Oft the Beacon in New York. So he’s got a little gap there some of those other dates.
Case you’re curious about the Ryan Hamilton because he is the hottest comedian on Daily Comedy News. He’s us playing Irvine, Reading, Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Durham, Wilmington, Oklahoma City, the one in Oklahoma, Hattiesburg, and Minneapolis. I guess he feels like he just played Rexburg, Idaho this week. He doesn’t need to play Idaho twice. Who knows.
Sounds like a great festival. Eric, thank you for the note, and I’m gonna put that in the calendar to talk about when it rolls around later this month.
Speaking of recurring bits, if you’re a long time listener, you are well fami…
Now, if you’re a new listener, let me ask you two questions here one, have you ever seen Bob’s Burgers. I’m not asking you if you’ve seen Bob’s Burger’s drawings. You clearly have. I’m not asking you if you’ve seen Bob’s Burger’s drawings on a T shirt or something merch, I have no doubt. But if you’ve ever actually seen the show, have you just heard Joe Buck talk about it during football games saying something like, coming up after the game, it’s an all new Simpsons, and then Bob’s Burgers.
And then by the time eight o’clock rolls around, you’re over watching al Michaels on Sunday Night football. And I know both Joe and al Michaels have moved on. But that’s not the bit. The bit is the way I just phrased it. That’s how the classic bit goes.
So I don’t think there is actually a Bob’s Burger show. I’ve never seen it.
Now here’s my second question to you, a new listener.
Have you ever met anyone who has seen Bob’s Burgers? Like in your life? Has anybody ever gone, hey, you see Bob’s Burgers last night? They have it? So here’s my theory.
Fox promotes it, but they don’t actually make it. They just kind of sign off and run the national anthem or something because they know you’re watching football over there without michaels I get that he’s moved on to go with the joke, so they just have a test pattern up or the national anthem or an American flaglowing in the wind. They don’t bother making Bob’s Burgers, but they sell merch because you think it’s cool. But I don’t think the show exists. Well, supposedly this weekend they’re doing a crossover between The Simpsons and Family Guy, which definitely both exist, and Bob’s Burgers.
They even shared a clip. In the clip, Peter Griffin is avoiding his annoying wife Lois all the way to their leading show, finding Homer waiting for him. Notice none of that mentioned bombs Burgers. Speaking to e W, Family Guy co showrunner Richapelle said, even folks as jaded as Hollywood sitcom writers get a thrill seeing them together in the same scene. It’s the same sort of excitement you feel when a Chicago policeman and a Chicago fireman, or in the same scene on a Chicago themed program.
We’ll see speaking of Animation, Dan Horman, you know the guy that created Community and Rick and Morty’s. We’re going to pay attention to him, right. He’s got an animated comedy coming to Fox, this one called Kropopolis. It has not yet aired, and it’s already been renewed for two more seasons. Is this another one of those Fox animation scams?
Yeah, we’re crushing it. We’ve got Bob’s Burgers, We’ve got three seasons of Populus, just asked Dan Harmon. The cast is pretty good. Richard Ayoade you know him from the IT crowd, Hannah Wattingham, you know her from Ted Last And Matt Berry from the Toast of London. Oh my, that’s a killer cast.
The show set in ancient Grease. I’m tempted to go in a half ass Matt Berry here despite the old world get up, turns out as ancient Greece has a lot of similarities to present day. They asked the Fox Suit, Hey, why three seasons? You haven’t even aired it yet. Fox Suit said, I think the third season pickup really speaks to our commitment to the show and frankly, the quality of the series.
It’s hilarious, and Dan Harmon is such a unique voice and so talented. Doing a comedy set in ancient Greece has been a passion of his for a long time. Yeah, animation is a huge priority for us. We have a fantastic legacy and we’re taking on the exciting challenge of continuing that legacy. And it really starts with a voice like Dan Hormon.
All right, fox Suit, how much have you seen of season one? Fox Suit said, We’ve seen several colors and many animatics, and we have a jump start on the scripts ready for season three. In other words, it doesn’t actually exist, kind of like say with me, everybody on three two one Bob’s Burgers, things were playing along. There’s something unique about the series in a way that when we get it in the colors around the office, there’s an excitement to see the next episode. That’s contagious.
So in the other seats and I we’re thinking about are we bear to jump out of season three? It was really a no brainer. All right, fox Suit, is this adults animation? Fox Suit gave a very corporate answer. We’re a broadcast network with a wide reach, and I think Carpopoulos is a series that has a type of humor that can be enjoyed on many levels, no matter where you’re from or what your background or your sense of humor.
It really is unique.
And then I think a wide audience is going to be really able to connect with it.
My snark aside, I’m guessing they’re holding this back for the fall. There’s a writer strike coming into Hollywood, so I think networks are like, hmm, do we need to run this in April or should we hold on to it in case we don’t have anything else? So I’m guessing that’s why they’re holding this Back’s Dan Harmon, I’m all over it, can’t wait. I can’t wait, but I’ll still watch it. That’s your comedy news for today.
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