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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Choenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I’ll talk about Neil Brennan special in a second, but some good stuff from Late Night. Colbert said, Now, if you told Stephen Colbert is a teenager that one day the president of the United States would be standing trial for paying off a porn star, that young man would say, you have porn. Jimmy Fallon joked about the jury selection and said it asked questions like whether they believe in QAnon, used truth, social or attempt Trump rallies.
In other words, they want to know, are you Marjorie Taylor Green switching to healthcare? Kim Old Trump believes that every woman should have the right to drive six hundred miles for healthcare seth President Biden attack former President Trump over his stance on abortion, which Trump describes as don’t ask, don’t tell. All right that Neil Brannan special. Did you catch the bonus episode that I released on Tuesday night? I had a lot of things to say there about an unnamed special, but specific to Neil Brennan.
Oh, I was so disappointed. The material is good, which is the shame of it all. I think possibly perhaps maybe it could be conceivably true that maybe somehow someone accidentally added a lot of laughter after every single line. He pauses, there’s a huge laugh after every line. And I don’t know about you, fellow human.
You can’t as a human, you can’t do that. You can’t just constantly be like bah bah bah. You have to let these specials breathe. I spoke my piece in the bonus episode about an unnamed special, so check that one out. I did a three minute rant on Tuesday night about that one.
But I can’t add this to the top specials of twenty twenty four. And again, the material is there, but I don’t know what’s going on. Guys, I don’t know. Let me know what you think of it. In the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group hip Hop DX says Dave Chappelle reportedly made some wise cracks about his longtime friend Kanye West and Kanye’s wife Bianca.
They’re sourcing a Reddit poster who says, I went to a Dave Chappelle show last night and he had multiple jokes directed at Ya throughout the night. He did say there’s no beef between them. I’m gonna have to really clean this next part up. Chappelle said he recently had dinner with Ya and Bianca, but said it was the most uncomfortable dinner he ever attended because Bianca was basically naked. He said it looked like she woke up and put some makeup on, slap some duct tape on her upper body, cleaned that up, and shoved a cork up her area.
That you might shove a cork up and know not the first thing that came to mind, the other thing that’s more nasty. So she shoved a cork up there and walked out the door. Thank you, ready user for that mental picture. Joe Rogan and Andrew Schultz got a little political. Rogan spoke of the current president, saying the idea that they’re going to keep running him is just bananas.
You’re going to keep him in there. I can’t believe that’s real. But as time goes on, I’m starting to think they might actually keep running him. Schultz said, I don’t know why they would switch him out. They’re not in a position they can switch him out for anybody who steps in.
Rogan theorized he’d have to kick the bucket. Schultz suggested the Democrats would put Gavin Newsom in the place of Biden, asking Rogan if he thinks that’s the scenario Democrats are secretly hoping for. Rogan went with it and said, May, I think Biden’s got until May. I feel like right around May they’re gonna pull him, Schultz said, and Newsom comes in, Rogan, I think he just has health problems and the country understands, and Newsom is going to have his support fully, and Kamala is gonna be like, I don’t even want to be president. I’m cool with being vice president Schultz.
So Newsom runs with Kamala. Rogan, Yeah, I think so. I don’t think they can pull Kamala as long as they can keep her quiet. Schultz, none of us really believe he’s making the decisions right. He’s just like a puppet for just to get lambasted when all these things happen, and then he forgets about it immediately afterwards.
Rogan said, yeah, he doesn’t know. He’s the perfect guy to blame for things. Conan O’Brien returned to The Tonight Show, currently hosted by Jimmy Fallon. Now I forgot that the Tonight Show had moved back to New York City and said, I haven’t been in this building for such a long time, and I haven’t been on this floor. Fallon now using similar space to what Conan used for Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Conan said, flashbacks happened.
I mean, I was here for sixteen years doing the Late Night show before we went out to LA and right across the hall, all these memories came flooding back to me. Conan said the strangest part was seeing his old studio where the Kelly Clarkson Show now shoots. Conan says, the first thing that’ll hit you, it’ll hit you too, because when you’re ninety eight, you’ll move on and someone else will be in this chair. Conan took the high road, and you should take the high road. And Conan told Jimmy Fallon, I want to say I’m just very happy for you.
I’ve had the honor of meeting every Tonight Show host going back to Steve Allen, and I think what you’ve done with the show is beautiful. You’ve made it your own, You’ve done so much great quality work, and I couldn’t be happier for you. Pete Davidson also took the high road, he recently decided not to continue forward with Bupkis. An insider told TMZ that Pete has given quote hundreds of thousands of cash to the show’s creators as a token of appreciation for their efforts. This source says he gave the money to just a handful of people who were involved in season one.
The source added the people who were working on the now dead second season did not get any money. Vere Does had a fun encounter. Well, maybe not fun encounter. It’s fun for me as I sit in the basement, don’t have to deal with this. Verer was in a hotel and went to the bathroom and started doing the kind of thing you’re doing there, and there was a snake.
He tweeted at an echo resort for the night because we’re shooting nearby. Needed to take a whiz, open up the bathroom door, stood over the pot, stuff out, and before I began, a snake fell from the ceiling directly onto the water tank near the flush handle. I’m never peeing again. So after I bailed on Neil Brennan at the seventeen minute mark because of reasons well discussed, I put on the Curb finale, even though I hadn’t caught up on the full season of Curb. It was okay, not bad, not amazing.
I’m not going to ever think about it again. I kind of like Larry’s Fu to the Universe that he re did the Seinfeld finale. It was okay. Darren Revelle, if you’re on Twitter, you may know Darren. He tweets a lot about sports and said after opening day, July fifth is the best selling ticket day for the New York Yankees.
Is it because they’re playing the Red Sox? No, the Yankee say it’s because they’re giving out a George Costanza bobblehead. When I drove to Vermont the other day and back, I listened to a million podcasts. I forgot to mention. One of them I listened to was Mark Marin with Tig Natzaro.
I had a bail on it. I just I don’t find Tig good company. I’ve had this reaction with her before when I listen to her on stuff. I enjoy her comedy, but I just wasn’t feeling it’s I bailed. Alison Brie has shared an update on the Community movie.
She says, we got a script. You heard it here first. I’ve read the script and it’s so funny. But then she said, I hope that Annie hasn’t changed too much, because I loved her just the way she was. Well, you read the script.
Has Annie changed or not been? What? Ten years now? I hope Annie changed? Tonight at the Moontower Comedy Festival, Darcy and Jerr.
They were super cool when I had them on the podcast about a year seven o’clock, Rachel Bloom at seven, Margaret Show at nine thirty, and Jeff Ross at nine thirty. All right, so on the front end, I’d say, let’s go see Darcy and Jerr because they were cool to me. On the back end, Margaret Show’s manager or agent or somebody associated with Margaret Show insulted the hell out of me twenty years ago for telling me I was too stupid to give Margaret Show a show on serious. That was not a good opener. That immediately made me go, you’re never getting a show on Sirius.
Now, don’t come at me like that, dad. So I’m not gonna go see Margaret Show. Hypothetically, if I were in Austin, which I’m not, I would go see Jeff Ross, which means good choice by me, yesterday, not seeing Jeff Ross. So Jeff Ross with the late show, Darcy and Jair for the early show. Who scrolling down at tomorrow?
Shane gillis? All right, Shane hasn’t been in the news. Let me throw him in Google see if anything’s up. Nope, nothing new.
All right, let’s see what’s going on at Melbourne.
Did you pre load the website today, John? No, it is April twelfth day, Friday night in Melbourne because of the way time zones work. Yeah, we knew it on time. A little short today, all right, let me find someone with clips for you. Michael Shaffar’s show is called Lots to Say.
Sim Out says he’s a brand of comedian that is getting rare and rare to come by these days. And if you’re among those who fear comedy’s gotten too politically correct, this show will put those fears to rest. One of his clips has a big lettering that says, any nazis here, let’s listen. So I’m trying to be a better Jew. I don’t perpetuate any Jewish stereotypes anymore.
I don’t pick up money from the ground anymore, and don’t do it’s too risky. What if someone says me, I’ll be like, ah, Jude, picking your money, fucking you know it? It was my money. I’ll dropped my money. I was leaving Colls Bella Clava the other day, old lady comes up to me.
She goes, excuse me, sir, is that yours? There’s a duller coin on the ground. And I was like, now, I just try a bitch, and then just walked off, not following for that one, not going for that. I don’t want to perpetuate any Jewish stereotypes. Like if I’m watching the news on TV with a friend, I will never change the channel because I don’t want him to think that I control the media.
But I never grow up with any Christian customs. I find Christian customs very strange. Such a friend of mine as Christian. I was like, isn’t it weird that you guys cut down a tree? This is a weird custom that you guys have, and he goes, well, don’t you think it’s weird to cut off a foreskin?
I was like, yeah, but we don’t then hang the fur skin in the living room. I mean, religious Jews do, but I’m pretty secular. So he’s fantastic that was really good. The material is much better than the crowd. We actually love him.
He’s Michael Schaffar. If you want to head down in Melbourne, he’s a QT Melbourne nine thirty. You should go right. Let’s try George Zacharoppolis twenty twenty four, Greek Comedian of the Year Greek in the Sheets. Reviews Up gave it five stars, saying wicked sense of humor.
One four review, five stars. This is an accomplished stand up at quite a frenetic pace. Now I’ve noticed a lot of the other reviews site like the Adelaide whatever or what are the big newspapers, the Quintessential review reviews Hub and one four review made me suspect that maybe, perhaps possibly George had to go digging for a good review. I haven’t listened yet. I’m gonna listen just as you are for the first time.
Let’s see. And in Melbourne last year, I came on stage in this place. Hello guys, my name is George. I’m from Greece. This guy stood up he what made that?
Is preposterous? Which for the heck all, it’s pretty good. I was on stage. I get deering headlights thick in preposterous, that’s my cousin’s name. All right, That’s that’s all he shared.
He got a laugh because of his timing on the first one. He took that pause and then followed up with not an amazing line, but he got the laugh for timing. Okay, the preposterous is my cousin or whatever the joke was. This is a bit of a hack joke, right but okay, Like if you went to see him tonight and he sat there, it was fun. It’s not George Corolin in his prime.
But it’s fine. Let’s do one more. This is Enribonds Gupta. That show’s called polite provocation. Film companion says his astute sense of observation, chris writing and stage persona have made him stand out as a favorite no matter what country he performs.
In Beat magazine four stars, calling him suave, smooth and an international veteran.
All right, let’s listen, Hi, I’m very happy to be here because the other opti…
I’ve been doing comedy in India for ten years and now I have nothing to say. India is so funny already. How can you be funnier than India? It’s impossible. One time I was doing a show in Mumbai and on the way I saw an ambulance crash into another ambulance.
Both patients went in a tuk took to the cemetery. So it’s just good to be away for a while. I was recently invited to perform a stand up at a corporate event and for some reason they put me right after the motivational speaker, so we just canceled each other out. He was like, you can win, and I was like, you have lost. He’s really funny.
A nearby Duskoopta come to the states Man. That’s the kind of comedy that would crush here. He needs to get up here. Like him a lot. Once a corporate hotshot.
He’s great stages across India and the globe, smashing the prestigious just for laughs, from Montreal, last year’s Melbourne Comedy Festival, etcetera, etcetera. Yeah, dude, come to the States All right, let’s get on a high note. I loved him, And that’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too.
See you tomorrow.