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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey man, I’m Jennie Mac with your Daily Comedy News. I’m feeling good on the mic. I just recorded the Weekly Comedy Thing. That’s the weekly show I host on the Live one app.
The app is free. The show is free, and it’s like this, except I can play full comedy bits from comedians. I just recorded that, So I’m feeling pretty good and loose. Let me tell you about Sarah Silverman. She’s coming back to Netflix for her second Netflix stand up special.
This one out in May twentieth. It is called post Mortem. In Post Mortem, Sarah Silverman finds comedy in the darkest corners of life. It follows the recent death of both her parents. Sarah hilariously navigates the absurdities of death with her signature wit, from unexpectingly finding the deal of a lifetime while planning their funerals to cherishing the bittersweet experience of hearing her mother’s last words.
I don’t know if I’ll be able to watch that one. Honestly, even that sentence there, of hearing her mother’s last words, I flashed back. I happened to be in the room when my own mother passed A little over a year ago. It might be too soon for me. I’m not offended if you watch the special, but I might just choose to pass on that one, and I’ll ask Dylan in the Facebook group how it was.
We’ll say, sometimes I can power through these things. I digress. My initial reaction to this is, while I do like Sarah, same note, I’ve been giving a lot lately, I kind of feel like I know what Sarah does. Can we get some new voices? Where’s Netflix just gonna go?
You’ve heard of this person? I mean, Hulu is clearly doing Okay, you’ve heard of this person. But Netflix, what happened to Discovery? We’re not doing that anymore? Was playing the hits the algorithm like Sarah Silverman.
I guess, all right, opportunity for someone else to swoop in and be the current face of comedy. Just saying nothing against Sarah, nothing against Netflix, nothing against Hulu other than their publicists, of course, who don’t get back to people who owe comedy podcasts in their basement. They should. I bet they get back to Jason’s and his fancy New York Times business cards. Huh.
Nikki Glaser spoke to the New York Post New York Post. What are you doing here? Let me read a sentence from the New York Post. Nikki Glaser article. New York Post may be compensated and or receive an affiliate commission if you click or buy through our links.
So they did a piece about Nikki Glaser so that they can have you click on links and buy things. For example, Nikki Glaser says, sagging skin is a universal horror that we can all share in. Just remember that fun fact. It’ll come back around here. Nicki shares that her fashion muse is Adam Sandler.
Glazer says, Adam Sandler is always comfortable and confident. I’m jealous because he doesn’t have to do fittings ever, wear spanks, and he constantly gets to promote teams and things he likes, Whereas my assistant made me retire ninety percent of my tailor swift merchandise. I still wear my tortured poet’s earrings, ring and bracelet. Though we learn that Nikki Glaser has thirty plus pairs of jeans in her closet, but only three pairs are in heavy rotation, she can’t bear to purge any of them, Glazer explains, in order to get rid of them, you have to try them on, and I’m too scared to see what fits and what doesn’t, So I keep everything. All that’s fun and all that remember was just an excuse to have affiliate links.
We learn with an affiliate link. Nicki likes a Miko bikini seventeen. This is a podcast, so I don’t have a link for you to click. I mean I could put one of the show notes. I’m not going to.
I’m not here for the affiliate marketing. But as for the bikini, Nicki says, I found this swimsuit at the boutique of the Four Seasons Resort Lnai, as regular folks do, just saying, and then the brand wrote to me next week and offered to send it to me for free, So now I have two. I love a scoop neck line on sports bras out of touch. I’m sorry, it’s something I threw there, and swim where I wish I could find more of them. Nicky enjoys do You or a Highlighter Powder?
Seventeen and explains I could be heavy handed with makeup, so I like something that doesn’t transfer that easily. I can use it liberally when I’m applying it on the go. I know that I’m not going to look crazy for whatever podcast I’m runn laid for. If you had the print edition, well, I don’t know how this would work. In a print edition.
You would somehow click on an affiliate link in the print edition and get some so host Polarized Aviator sunglasses that would take you to a link on Amazon. And we learn from Nikki Glaser. I buy these sunglasses in bulk. And that’s only because my most stylish friends once said they were cute. She could have just been being nice or saying the opposite of what she was thinking.
But now I have one hundred pairs of Sohos polarized Aviator sunglasses. Such Sorry, I got a cold today. Niki enjoys the Sherlotte Tilbury pillow Talk Lipliner seventeen. By the way, it is not a slow news day. I’m gonna be bumping things left and right today.
I’m just having fun. The pillow Talk color is classic. It’s just a safe nude liner that I can trust to put on blindly in a car and not fear I’ll look insane. I always just use it to color in my entire lip again. Why does this article exist for the affiliate links?
Can’t you guys do some journalism like The New York Times? Jason Zenniman, He’s down, he said. The Mark Twain wars he’s doing stuff. Hulu publicists probably call him back when he asks a question. Dear Hulu, my name is Jason.
I work for the New York Times. I just want to know when your specials are coming out? Could you add me to a press re leat? I bet they ad them. I bet the you they do.
Niki Glazer likes white shoes. She says, I wear them on stage. I don’t show my toes because I have bunions and I’m not ashamed of them, but I found that people find them disturbing and I’d rather not have more pictures of my disfigured toes on Wiki feet That is very funny. Her favorite bedtime tool is the Manta Sleep sleep mask. Nikki explain, sleep masks are the most important thing in my life.
I couldn’t go to sleep with that one. This is the best I’ve found. It doesn’t push down on your cheeks and just covers your eyes, which I feel is really important in a sleep mask. One I’ve used in the past, pushed down on my cheeks and dinted my filler. Oh no, now remember the wrinkles.
Nikki likes the ordinary one hundred percent plant derived Squalen serum. Nikki says, I use this for everything day, moisturizer, night cream, lube. It’s cheap and it’s the thing I’ve reckoned the most in life to my friends. Oh there’s more, but the bit has been beaten to death. Oh my god, I’m scrolling down.
I could do this bit for three more days. I’m not going to, and you’re welcome, but I could. Her favorite listen is the Las Culturista’s podcast, which won a Big Podcast Award earlier in the week. Matt Rodgers was there to accept Bowen Yang wasn’t able to make it. I guess Chelsea Handler, who used to date Joe Koi, relax, got back it.
I just did a five minute bit. I’m not doing the bit. Relax got Chelsea Handler used to date Joe Koi wants to have lots of men all over the world. You know, ell she dated I’m learning right here from reading this. Fifty cent didn’t know she dated fifty cent?
You know, one time fifty cent hosted the Golton No he didn’t, Chelsea told Extra, I want lots of men all over the world, in different areas. I want to port in every call. I got through the time in your life when many people decide to get married have children. I look at like the twenties to forties as a tunnel. I came out of that tunnel.
I don’t have a child, and I don’t have a husband. Now I’m free and I can do whatever I want. She turned fifty in February. She celebrated turning fifty by skiing in a bathing suit and then posting a photo of herself on social media. She explained, I know I’ve skied topless.
I know I have. I just want to say that I haven’t done a topless video in years because my nephews asked me not to because they’re friends at college. Were you know seeing it? But I do? Hey, Hey, hey, bro, dude, check out Aunt Chelsea.
She’s on well she wouldn’t be on instant are Where are they seeing these photos? That’s my question? Like if I went out of my way to find a photo of Chelsea Handler skiing topless, which she apparently posted to the social medias. Where would I find it to show it to her nephews? How would that work?
I don’t know, Chelsea says, but I do wear a bikini top. I just like to scan my bathing suit and just be free to demonstrate freedom to women, what you could do and how much fun you can have when you listen to who you are. Whitney Cummings at forty, jokes about having a geriatric pregnancy. Whitney explains, they start calling it geriatric at thirty five. I’m grateful that I did it at forty years old.
If I had a kid even a year sooner, I would have sold it for Taylor Swift tickets. Whinnie had frozen her eggs at age thirty three, ended up conceiving naturally. She’s co parenting with her child’s father. They are not a couple. She explained, Let’s start co parenting from the beginning so the kid will never know anything different.
She reflected on how parenthood has affected her. She explains, once I had a child, I was like, oh, I like myself when I only think about myself like thirty minutes a day. I don’t know what’s going on with Paul Rodriguez Two stories both from TMZ. The newer one his TMZ has learned that Paul’s best friend, who was found dead inside Paul Rodriguez’s home back in November, remember that one, died from a fentanyl overdose. Separately from that, Paul was recently arrested.
As the story goes, the police pull over Paul’s car for I forgot what the phrase is, but like code violations are saying like, you know, like a tail light out or something, you know, poop and you know they pull you over. Apparently, when they pulled Paul over, Paul was in the passenger’s seat asleep, said the car was his. Somebody else was driving obviously because Paul’s in the pastor’s seat. Thanks for clearing that Optionhn, thank you, thank you. So somebody else is driving Paul’s car, Paul’s in the car, Paul’s asleep.
Anyway, the cops do their thing and found narcotics. Apparently, Paul was released with a citation to appear in court on April twenty fifth. Paul apparently is claiming that a quote Caucasian unquote officer who Paul describes as being on a quote power trip unquote, slapped Paul awake during the incident. I don’t know what’s going on. I hope everything is okay there.
Country superstar Mason Ramsey is becoming a comedian. Yeah. Mason Ramsey teamed up with The eight hundred Pound Gorilla to release his first ever stand up comedy special. The eighteen year old comedy superstar tackles topics from growing up in rural Illinois to his yodeling breakout moment in the industry, and rise to start him with his signature country sound. You can find that special on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla YouTube channel.
One of the great hoaxes of our time will continue. Bob’s Burgers has supposedly been for four more seasons. Bob’s Burgers seasons sixteen to nineteen are gonna Aaron Fox. They totally are. The fifteen season is on right now, totally is now.
Longtime listeners know what I’m gonna do here. But if you are new, all right, pay attention now you’re like, what is John all about? Okay, new listener, I’m gonna ask you two questions. Okay, I’m gonna ask you two questions very serious here. One have you ever seen Bob’s Burgers?
Yeah? Have it? Ye? Have it. I know you’ve seen artwork.
I know you’ve watched a football game and, like Joe Bucker, somebody’s like coming up after the game Bob’s Burgers. I’ve seen the promos. I get it. I’ve seen the artwork. I’ve seen people talk about the show.
But my question to you is, have you ever actually seen the thing? No, this hoax. There’s even cover art on like Hulu or something. I could reach out to the Hulu publicists and be like, is Bob’s Burger is real? But they’re not gonna get back to me anyway, So that’s part of the hoax.
Maybe there aren’t even Hulu publicists. Look at the people supposedly on this show. Kristin Shawl, she won the Andy Cow Award. It’s a prank. People, you’ve never seen Bob’s Burgers.
I get it. Joe Box says it’s gonna come on after football. Nobody watches Fox on Sunday night. We all switch over to the other football game. That’s my first question, have you ever seen Bobs Burgers?
The answer is you have it. My second question for you, and this one really proves the point. Have you ever met anyone who has seen Bob’s Burgers. Has anybody ever walked up to you and be like, hey, just see Bob’s Burger’s on Sidney. You haven’t because the show doesn’t exist.
This is a prank and the Fox people are having fun with it, going yeah, we were neweded for four more years now they could sell merch. This clearly Bob’s Burger’s merch. Maybe Hulu doesn’t even check. Maybe like they’re like, oh, yeah, this is a show and Hulu just loads blank files. Probably nobody checks anything over it.
Hulu. I would ask the public says, hey, when you guys get a show, does anybody actually make sure it’s actually a show? But they you know, nobody gets back to me, so I don’t know. At the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, which is in Australia, don’t go heading off to the Melbourne, Florida International Comedy Festival because booblets and I haven’t put that together yet. That’ll be next year.
Remember Raygun, the breakdancer from the Olympics that some people made fun of, So somebody wanted to do a comedy show about Reygun, and then the Raygun people were like no, no, no, no, no no. So Stephanie Broadbridge’s new show is called Breaking the Musical and it’s totally not about Reygun. I don’t know why you think it’s about Raygun. It is not. The Age tells us that Rachel Gunn aka Raygun was not in the house on Tuesday for the first of three shows of Stephanie Broadbridge’s legally challenged musical, and her name wasn’t even mentioned, but she was kind of there in the vibe in this entertaining, messy, incisive, sympathetic, critical, and occasionally hilarious production that the audience rewarded with a partial standing ovation.
Great writing there by the Age, there was a disclaimer. All characters in the show are fictional, even the ones that seem like they are not. The ones that seem like they are someone really specific and you’re pretty sure they’re based on someone real.
Also, their name sounds heaps like the person’s name that you thought it was …
Everything is pretend. Great disclaimer. We then get the tale of a young woman thirty six years old from the outer Sydney suburb of Hornsby who goes on to represent Australia at the Olympics. That person is known as spray Gun. Spray Gun gets mocked for her signature kangaroo dance moves.
Spray Gun’s real name is Sprachel. I love this. This is so much food. Sprachel appears to have no aptitude for breakdancing, despite having a PhD in breakdancing, but her husband does, and he lures her away from ballroom dancing to the street sport, and somehow she manages to reach the top and then the bottom. This is a fully fledged musical with a three piece band on stage and a cast of twelve.
They have some sound issues. This is horrible and this is not a bit. Five minutes in, the narrator asked the audience directly if they could hear. The audience said no, and the audience suggested they start the whole thing over. They started the whole show over.
That’s awful, and the ah says that’s a huge shame because the writing is sharp and the world and lyrics deserve to be heard. Maybe somebody at Netflix should film spray Gun. I would watch that and it would at least be different, or maybe Hulu, but you know, then again, I wouldn’t have any information about it. Would just kind of come on, because who pubbas don’t get back to me. Okay, I’m silly today.
I’m leaving. I’ve made enough people mad. Bye,