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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. This first one is so much fun. Last week, Seth Myers was the guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. They’re both trying to win the Emmy for Best Late Night Show, and they traded attack ads.
Kim Well started the fun, pointing out that Seth was only in LA to campaign for the Emmy nomination. So Kimmel played an attack ad making fun of Seth Myers not wearing a suit. People love Seth Myers, but do people really know Seth Myers. It’s time for a closer look. Yes, Seth, it is time for a closer look at you.
Real late night hosts wear suits and ties. You know who else never wore a suit or tie? Oh, Sam have been lucking Seth Myers wears nephew clothes. Shout da win an Emmy in what category? Getting drunk on the job.
Tell Seth Myers to go to alcoholics al Qaeda mess Jimmy Kimmel, clean sober American. I’m Jimmy Kimmel and I approved this message. Seth Meyers combatd that with his own ad. He accused Jimmy Kimmel of using unforced foreign labor, specifically Guillermo Let’s listen. Jimmy Kimmel says he’s American.
He claims to be made in the USA, but is his show Jimmy Kimmel uses forced foreign labor. Jimmy Kimmel kidnap me from Mexico and he’s been torturing me ever since. As that was Carrie, I hate snakes, he mos so sometimes I think he’s trying to kill me. Jimmy King human trafficker. Seth Myers for your consideration, I’m Seth Myers and I’m not a murderer.
Kimmel ebernt. They had more clips. Seth meyers brother Josh Regular, appears on Jimmy Kimmel Live as California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then Meyers shot back with an ad with Kimmel’s wife Molly McInerney revealing Jimmy Kimmel’s messy at home habits. Then a fifth ad two of Jimmy Kimmel’s real life children, alongside a group of actors playing Seth Meyers kids railed against their dads, wanting Emmys more than they want us.
The kids said, would you give a Trophy to a dad who doesn’t care about anything else. Say no to deadbeat daddy. So much fun there. The voting period for Emmy nominations begins June twelfth. Nominees announced July fifteenth.
The Emmy Awards will air on CBS Sunday. September fourteenth. Should be another good week for Shane Gillis is the worst I hate that guy articles. I don’t get it, but okay. Season two of Tires is out this week, which is fantastic.
If you haven’t seen season one, it’s really enjoyable. You’ll get through it really quickly. You can just binge the whole thing. There’s six short episodes, a lot of fun. Season two Netflix this week June fifth, Thursday.
However, if you’re in Texas, you can get a sneak peek at the first two episodes on the fourth. It’s part of the Dad Sick Premiere event. Head to tickets dot Austin Theater dot org. The Dad Sick Premiere event will include an introduction from the Tires creators, including Shane Gillis. They’ll screen the first two episodes of season two.
We also learned season two features an exciting lineup of new cast members including Thomas Aiden Church, Vince Vaughn, John Lovetts, Ron White, Steph Tolev So if you’re in Austin, go check that one out. And if Shane Gillis is in Austin, I bet he’ll be on the Joe Rogan Experience if he hasn’t already. Between the time I voiced this sentence and you listen to this podcast on Matt and Sheen’s Secret Podcast, Gillis told the NBA playoffs to chill on the commercials. You no, I’m going to play the clip here, so I don’t get myself canceled. Here’s Shane else?
Need to chill on the commercials. What are they doing? Bro? They they are targeting the African American community with intensity, Like every single commercial is catered to black people. Got you?
But it’s like almost like wingstops taking up a bunch of reps. NBA spread it out and put one on the PGA tour on off a little. It’s crazy that the wingstop commercial isn’t racist because it’s just a black wingstop commercials. The most racist commercial I’ve ever seen is a cool black guy. Just you describe it.
I can’t even describe the wingstop commercials. There’s a new wing stop commercial where it’s a base I think it’s supposed to be an NBA player. Shane continues, I think it’s supposed to be an NBA player. And he’s doing the whole fashion walk through that they do, and he hops in a limo and just crushes chicken, and every white guy on Earth goes, I know what they’re doing. I know what’s going on with those cool limos.
It is believed he’s referring to the Jalen Green Wingstop commercials. Send your letters to Shane Gillis. Hannah Berner said she was booed during a performance in New Hampshire after celebrating the Knicks because the people in the audience were Celtics fans. The Celtics were eliminated from the playoffs by the Knicks. Berner said on the Gigly Squad podcast, the Knicks are playing while I’m on Okay, you know I’m being silly and being goofy on stage.
I go and anyone know the Nick score? Seventeen hundred girls start booing me because New Hampshire. I forget, I’m a dumb New Yorker. She said she lost the crowd for a second and apologized, praise Larry Bird and joked about Bill Belichick’s girlfriend to win back the room. I’m excited about this.
Do you know about The Day the Clown Cried? Jerry Lewis’s never released film, It’s infamous. It was shot in nineteen seventy two. It is believed to exist only an incomplete frat I’ve seen some fragments. A few years back.
There were the fragments plus a recreation of it. Well. Swedish producer and actor Hans Crispin is saying I have the only copy. I stole it from Europea film in nineteen eighty and copied it’s a VHS in the attic where we used to duplicate films at night. I’ve kept the copy in my bank vault.
The Day the Clown Cried has never seen the light of day. There’s allegedly been like some secret screenings in Hollywood over the years. Jerry Lewis one of the thing to never be seen. I should probably tell you what this says. It’s a concentration camp.
Jerry Lewis plays a clown. He makes some kind of deal with the Nazis that he’s going to entertain the children while they’re led off to I don’t even want to go there. You know what happens. In twenty fifteen, Jerry Lewis donated a copy of the film to the Library of Congress on the strict condition it could not be screened publicly for at least ten years. And I do the math.
Twenty fifteen plus ten is twenty twenty five, though speculation is that there could still be copyright complications and the estate complaining about it. Jerry Lewis never was comfortable with the final product. He made it clear over the years he regretted the whole thing. He said it was a mistake and would never be shown. Jerry Lewis said there’s some rough cuts floating around, but the movie was never really completed.
I hope this sees the light of day. I would love to see this. A week ago, Bert Krascher and Tom Sigora were on WWE Raw. This was on Memorial Day, not the one last night. Wrestling fans were upset because Sigora had insulted wrestling fans in the past.
Sigora showed up with Bert Kreischer to promote bad thoughts, which is just amazing. I just I love that series so much. I wish six more would come out right now. I would watch them in a second. So there’s a clip Sigore is backstage with Bert Krascher and the war Raiders, as you will hear hear Bert at one point will walk away and meet up with the war Raiders.
Let’s listen yet, cool. I’ve here comedians Tom Suport and Bert Kreischer. Bert, great to see you back. And Tom, You’ve been a. Little critical of WW in the past.
So what brings you out tonight? Oh? Well, yeah, I’ve said some stupid things in my life. But you know, we had Cody Rose on our podcast and it was an amazing podcast, a real eye opener.
And then my buddy Bert had a blast at the show he went to, so he told me I ha…
So I’m here to just have a good time and watch the show. Yeah, Bert, I know you had a great time. We were actually interrupted last time when you were talking about your special. So I figured give you the chance to plug it now. Yeah, it’s called Lucky.
It’s on Netflix. Watch it. Talk about bad thoughts. I’ll hear it back. The attention span on that one.
So you also have a show on Netflix, Bad thoughts. Tell me about that. I have a new series. It’s on Netflix. It’s a comedy.
It’s a wild show where we have basically a sketch show meets faces of death. It’s outrageous, it’s crazy, it’s it happens every time. Here. Take a look. Take a look.
It’s like no brothers, It’s like looking. In the mirror, right, fire floor. Show. Hey, hey they’re gone, they left. How much does that hurt?
Am? I read a little? Yeah, I feel a lot. Scuarterer seats. Yeah, maybe they have a.
Medic and one of the wrestling fans so upset about In twenty twenty, on his podcast, Tom Sagura made fun of wrestling fans. He called wrestling effing fake and called the fans effing r words.
Speaking of fighting on a John Mulaney’s talk show last week, he did fight wi…
The Hollywood Reporters headline John Mulaney’s fight with the three fourteen year olds was a bit of a letdown. Am I allowed to say that? To see? That’s really interesting because you’ve heard me talk on the podcast not feeling the Mallini show at all. But it seems like in the establishment media, we’re all supposed to be like, hey, John Mullane’s Reinvigorator late night, Right, Yeah, isn’t it great?
Isn’t the show great? And the show’s not great, so it’s interesting. The Holly Reporter broke ranks. Tony Maglio writes. The rules for the final segment were pretty straight up.
No punching, no kicking, no gouging, no biting. Headlocks were legal as long as the arm is encircled. They got intros from Adam Sandler and Richard Kind. The kids were the fan favorites. M’lini got booed by members of his own audience.
The four fighters took their shoes, socks, watch his rings and ties off. Mulaney went straight for the heaviest kid, who did most of the work, while the other boys assisted here and there. Once they dumped Mulleni face down on the mat, a legal headlock was applied and m’lini tapped out. It was over in fifty seconds, the Holly Reporter writes. With Netflix’s lawyers almost certainly in m’lanie’s head, if not directly in his ear, the payoff to this month log setup could only be a disappointment, and so it was Indy Wire did a quote very serious athletic analysis of John Mullaniy’s teen fight night they broke down the opponents Ben five eight one hundred and forty pounds, Jacob twenty six Adarsh five six one hundred and nine trained in taekwon do.
After consistently going for Malanie’s legs, Ben succeeded. He had a plan and the treo was able to bring down their elder millennial opponent, who’s spent a few seconds trying to crawl out of this predicament before realizing it was impossible. Malini tapped out to roucous applause before a final musical performance by Bone Thugs and Harmony.
Speaking of Adam Sandler, I’m sorry I missed this story.
They in Portland. They had an Adam Sandler costume party in Cathedral Park. Raizah Antonio was the organizer. She was going to go with a happy Gilmore said, I’ve been feeling, like many people, the weight of everything going on in the world, the heaviness, the instability, and I kept coming back to this feeling and people need connection right now. We need to be reminded that We’re not alone, even in our hardest moments, She says of Sandler, he’s goofy, always has ben and I think that’s part of his charm.
Even now after taking on more serious roles, he still comes across his genuine That kind of authenticity really sticks with people. Adam Sandler did not show up, but a bunch of people did dressed as Adam’s. Eddie Murphy has confirmed that his son and Martin Lawrence’s daughter, are officially married. The Murphy’s and Lawrence’s are now in laws. Murphy told Jennifer Hudson, Actually, they got married like two weeks ago.
They went off. Everybody was making the big wedding plans and they decided they want to do something quiet, just the two of them. Of Martin, he says, yeah, we’re in laws, and he doesn’t have to pay for that big wedding now. Netflix has shared a first look at Leanne, the new sitcom starring Leanne Morgan, created by Chuck Lorie That’s the guy with all the big CBS sitcoms over the years. All sixteen episodes of Leanne will hit Netflix July thirty.
First, did they really expect us to sit home and watch eight hours of Leanne, Spread them out? What are You Doing? In the series, Leanne’s life takes an unexpected turn when her husband of thirty three years leaves her for another woman. Starting Over when you’re a grandmother and in menopause isn’t exactly what she had in mind. With the help of her family, she’ll navigate this new chapter with grace, dignity and jello salad.
See comedy rule of three. There see the jello salad. He knew that was coming. Leanne said, I can’t believe her childhood dream has come true. When I started comedy twenty five years ago, my goal is to be part of a sitcom.
It just goes to show you it’s never too late and dreams do come true. I’m a grandmama from Tennessee and now I have a TV show with Chuck Laurie Netflix. What in the world? Chuck Laurie said, If you’ve seen even ten seconds of Leanne Morgan’s stand up, then you know what a unique comedic for she is. The theme of starting overs universal and I can’t think of anyone better to combine heart and comedy than Leanne.
I knew I had to work with her and I’m excited to bring this story to Netflix. Ryan Styles from Whose Line Is It Anyway? And The Drew Carey Show plays Bill the guy that left Leanne for another woman. That’s an interesting casting okay? There?
From Strike Back Studios. Laugh at Forward a new stand up comedy series showcasing the freshest voices in comedy. The first episode hosted by Jimmy O Yang and drops today. New episodes weekly throughout this month. The initial lineup of presenters include Rob Riggle, Jay Farrow, King Bach and Lisa Ann Walter.
The series is available on VOD Video on demand if you want to check that one out. And this kind of sucks, I wish this person well. Australian comedian Magda Sebanski has been diagnosed with a rare and aggressive cancer. The sixty four year old posted on social media she had begun treatment for stage four mantle cell lymphoma, a quote fast moving form of blood cancer. She said, I won’t sugarcoat it is rough, but I’m hopeful.
I’m being lovely cared for by friends and family, and my medical team is brilliant and I’ve never felt more held by the people around me. Some famous people sent her well wishes. Kylie Minogue replied on Instagram, sending all the love. Jurassic Park star Sam Neil, who himself had a rare type of non hodgkin LYMFOM in twenty twenty two, wrote right there with you, darling xx. She said the cancer is only discovered after she requested blood tests after feeling unwell for quote ages and says the takeaway is get tested and listen to your body.
I hope this guys are right for you. And that is your comedy news for today. I’ll see you guys tomorrow