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Caloroga Shark Media. I’d leo Johnny mag with your Daily Comedy News. Anthony Jesslinek will have a new special on Netflix. It is called Bones in All November twenty sixth. That’s that factor.
And with Thanksgiving that’s two days before Thanksgiving, all right, something to do Thanksgiving night. This one, like so many, was filmed during the Netflix as a Joke Festival back on May tenth. The official log line Anthony Jesslineck celebrates twenty years of delivering witty, boundary bushing comedy in his new Razor Sharp stand up special. Oh boy, there’s some specifics. Thanks Netflix.
Tom Papa has his special coming out. As I pointed out yesterday, I think Jerry Seinfeldt did Papa a favor and made some news on Papa’s podcast. Now we’re all talking about Tom Papa anyway. Tom Papa Special Home Free, his third for Netflix, will be out next Tuesday. They have shared a trailer.
Now let me jump in here in the past. Not the last special, the one before that. That’s when I first started using the term clapter. Tom Papa was doing some material and I noticed that the audience was not laughing. They were clapping and as you listen to this trailer here, especially this first joke, note the audience reaction.
Hmm. I’ve been going through some changes at my house. We dropped off my last daughter, my last child, my youngest off of college, and they’re all gone now. And nobody tells you how hard it’s going to be pretending to be sad. Not one tier, not one tier.
I really thought I was gonna cry. I feel so bad, but I think I might be happier than. I’ve ever been. Papa taped the hour this summer at the Warner Theater in Washington, d C. Great Theater, Tom, Papa, I’m not Free.
October twenty ninth, on your Netflix, Mittel Lane has joined Hularious. I’m warming up to the term. Guys. Hularius not messing around Bill Burr, Lana Glazer, Roywood, Junior Osco at Coska, Jessica Curs and christ Stefano and now Mittel Lane. This one will be taped tomorrow at the Broad Stage in Santa Monica.
Mittel Lane said, I am thrilled to be part of the Disney Hulu family. This is the closest I’ll get to becoming the fifth Golden Girl. We now have a title for Jim Gaffigan special, which will kick off Hularius that is called The Skinny and that launches November twenty second. More specials Virdas will get one for Netflix in Untitled Special. Viardas is inspired by the ancient philosophy of sharing happiness.
Untitled Special offers a unique narrative of self discovery and global connection. Viewer embarks on a thrilling adventure performing in multiple cities worldwide, from iconic venues to hidden gems. Vier says comedy as the power to bring people together in no matter where they are. With this special, we are trying to bring something fresh to comedy by sharing stories and experiences that celebrate love and kindness, while showing that laughter really is the universal language. He’s really good.
I like him a lot. Got a little SNL controversy. Comedian Demetrius Fields wrote, somebody it’s Saturday Night Live ripped off my bit last night. So here’s a recording of me doing it last May. I’ve been doing it for five months and a lot of the same rooms people who work on that show are in.
Maybe it was parallel thinking. The sketch in question from the Michael Keaton hosted episode Imagine’s an interracial Couple in nineteen fifty five for Professor their love to their two respective families. AGO’s father and brother are accepting in the romance, Andrew dus Muche’s mother and father are not. The crux of the perhaps parallel thinking or the lyrics of Hay Soul’s sister. Back in nineteen ninety five, SNL settled a lawsuit with Rick Shapiro after j Moore was accused of stealing one of Rick Shapiro’s bits word for word in a sketch called O’Callahan and Son pob.
Over the years, others including Tick NATARO Tim Heidah, and The Groundlings have pointed out similar thinking. NBC has not commented at the time of this recording. Trevor Noah was on the Diary of a CEO podcast and talked about his diagnosis of ADHD. Trevor said, I would have the inability to choose where to place my focus right on one of the things, so it would either be hyper focused by something that I shouldn’t or I’d have no focus for the thing that I should So I could be having a conversation with you, and let’s say there’s a car outside reving its engine. At some point I’d be all I’d think about, even though you’re speaking to me.
That’s all i’d be able to think about, Like who’s reving this engine, who’s driving this car, what’s going on out there? What kind of car is this? It sounds like a V six? Is that a truck? But you’d be talking and at the end of the sentence, I just hear the last three words you said, and then I’d try to put it all together and act like I was paying attention.
Two years ago, my friend got diagnosed. He told me about it changed his whole life. Then when he was describing some of the symptoms, I was like, well, that’s weird. That sounds a lot like me, and we’re very different people personality wise. Than I asked him, I don’t understand.
I’ve never noticed these things in you. And he was like, yeah, he’s very good at hiding them. He’s very good at masking them. Me. He ate home so much that it made me think I need to get diagnosed.
It is going to be very hard to not get littical on this program. Between now an election day, we are two weeks out. Eddie Griffin shredded Kamala Harris as a liar. During a podcast appearance, Griffin said, I don’t know what the f you thinking voting for Kamala. She’s a puppet, y’all.
She has zero experience, Nobody respects her on the world stage. Everybody I talked to don’t like you. Ain’t nobody gonna vote for you. He referred to the Vice president Askalion Harris and asked his listeners, how are you gonna vote for a lion stinking b word? Here’s your choice?
Is America the liar or the crook? I think I might be going with the crook. God darnit. Fox News points out quote. Griffin then offered a humorous argument that Trump has certain credentials with the black community and that he’s got three Baby Mama’s forty three felony cases in counting selling high top tennis shoes just like Michael Jordan got shot, just like Tupac.
That mfer gonna drop an album next. Comedian Gary Owen shut down a heckler at a recent show who was a Trump supporter. Gary shared a ninety second clip on social media in which an unseen audience member interrupts Gary the audience member, yeals out, give me five minutes mfor. Gary said, no, you know what, you’re not going to get five minutes mfor. That was the whitest mfer I’ve ever heard.
Build your own career B word? What do you want my five minutes for? No refunds? Oh, I still got your money B word? So technically you work for me tonight.
Ho o. When cursed out the heckler, the crowd laughed. The man yaled out FU. The crowd cheers and booze. When venue employees escorted the mega hat wearing instigator out of the building, Gary Owen said, he looks exactly like I thought he was gonna look too.
Oh yeah, there’s a lot of child porn on his laptop. I guarantee that stuff here at Daily Comedy News, we want to be clear we have no knowledge of that laptop accusation. They are making a documentary called Playing a Potus. It stars Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey, Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, Keegan Michael Key. They will discuss the arts of the presidential parody.
No date yet on that one elections two weeks. Guys, keep moving. Oh what else can I tell? You about I Have so much Comedy Fantasy Camp is back for its third installment with Jay Leno, Adam Carolla, and Natasha Lazeiro January twenty third through the twenty six that will also feature Brad Williams and Patrick Warburton. You Know Putty, Why Putty?
I Don’t Know? The official description. Set for January twenty third through the twenty six the unique event offers comedy hopefuls of all skill levels the chance to learn the ins and outs of the industry from those who know it well. Jay Leno, Adam Carolla, Natasha Lazio, Brad Williams and Patrick Warburton are set as headliners, with digital special guests expected to be announced in the coming months. The comedy pros will mentor coach and guide participants in different aspects of the art form, from writing and stand up to timing and performance and more.
With all due respect to Corolla, Lazio, Williams and Warburton, just stand next to Jay Leno the entire time. He’s in a different class from those other four. Lazio is set in a head counselor role that will see her correlling campers and sharing expertise with them across four days. Participants will be divided into small groups while they zero in on developing comedic styles. Under guidance from their professional mentors.
They will create, refine and polished material throughout the camp, all leading up to a grand finale. In a statement, Jay Leno said, I like to talk to comics, and comics like to help other comics. I have more in common with comedians than some people have known my whole life. Writing jokes is the hardest thing in the world. Words of power.
You need to learn how to use them. Adam Carolla worked hard. In his statement, he said, so happy to be back in biz for our next comedy Fantasy Camp and with my pal Jay Leno. Must have spent hours on that one, whereas publicists spent five seconds. You should see the grin on my face right now.
I make myself laugh sometimes. What else we got here today? Kate McKinnon will host the seventy fifth National Book Awards Ceremony and benefit dinner Wednesday, November twentieth. John Fatiste will perform live at the in person awards ceremony, to behold at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City. I saw a Batiste open for the Rolling Stones this summer.
He was quite good, Ken Jung’s publicist Getting it done Today Ken Jung’s story Number one. Ken Jung set for award named for comedy icon Rodney Dangerfield. Today is the Los Angeles City College Foundation’s gala. Actor, writer and producer Ken Jung will be faded with the Rodney Respect Award. Lacc’s Rodney Daingerfield Institute was founded in his honor and cooperation with widow Joan Dangerfield.
The institute offers four classes, including a stand up work shop, joke writing, and an American Film Comedy Genre Class. Oh but mister Jung is having a big day because today at eleven thirty a m. Pacific time, Ken gets the two thousand, seven hundred and ninety fourth star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Guest speakers include Randall Park, Joel McHale, and special surprise. Anna Martinez is producer of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, who says the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce is proud to honor Ken Jung with a well deserved star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Ken’s incredible journey from medicine to entertainment is a testament to its remarkable talent and dedication. In short, the doctor is in. I believe you could fetch, but I believe if they do offer you a star, you have to pay for the star yourself. Roywood Junior. I guess people are enjoying the American version of Have I Got News for You.
It’s always trending when I open up the HBO Max app. He’s going to guest host the British version on November eighth. He gave a good quote here. He said, thank you to the Hignified team for giving me gainful employment as a TV presenter in England, a country that I hear has no issues whatsoever with immigration. To seek asylum in England, one must have left their country of origin due to a well founded fear of persecution.
Depending on which way the presidential election goes in America, I might be hanging around England for a while. Have I Got News for You originated on the BBC in nineteen ninety. For the show’s first twelve years, it was hosted by British actor Agnes Deaton. Since two thousand and two, different guest presenters have hosted the show every week. The daily show will go live November fifth, That is election night.
John Stewart and team will be prepared for a no resolution outcome. That should be a fun watch.
Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert not going live that night.
I guess CBS is prepared for a no election outcome, you know, when you’re going like, yeah, you know, we’re waiting for this last dight to come in. It’s really close, so we don’t know who’s gonna win. Anyway, here’s Stephen Colbert interrupting our news coverage. I was not impressed by the CBS host on that last debate. So you know there was a time well you know this, right, Edward R.
Murrow, Walter Cronkite, even Dan Rather, CBS was the Tiffany brand, Like there was a time when CBS News was it after what’s her name going? You’re out of time, sir, I’m kind of done with CBS News. Sorry, guys, you might as well air Colbert. I’ll be watching. Jon Stewart.
Jimmy Fallon will air a special Sunday Night episode on November seventeenth, following Sunday Night Football. His guests will be Jon Ham, Lindsay Lohan, and Farrell. Jimmy Fallon will tape the episode earlier in the day on Sunday, before heading out to MetLife Stadium in New Jersey to watch the Jets. Oh Terrible Sunday night football. You think a Jets game is going to prop up that tonight show ratings?
Have you seen the Jets? Eh, let’s get out there. Bashing the Jets is always a great way to end. That’s your comedy news for today, See you tomorrow.