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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with the Super Bowl Preview edition of Daily Comedy News. Jimmy Fallon joke. For all the players and coaches, it’s a dream come true to play in the Super Bowl, And for all the referees, it’s a dream come true to see Patrick Mahomes in person. If Allin tagged it with this year, the Super Bowl will be watched in one hundred and eighty countries, well one hundred and seventy nine if we take over Canada by Saturday.
Jimmy Kim Olvills writer is not as good. Donald Trump will be at the game. This is fun. He said, He’s gonna let Elon pick the winner this year. Eh, Kim again.
I think the reason Trump’s going to the Super Bowl is he can’t stand to have one day where he’s on TV less than Taylor Swift. The best joke came from Snoop Dogg at the NFL honors. Bill Belichick was there with his twenty five year old girlfriend. Snoop said, I’ve been a football fan for a long long time. I remember back when the Cowboys were good, I remember when the Chiefs were bad, and I remember what was it?
Bill Belichick’s girlfriend wasn’t even born yet. Nikki Glaser was at the NFL Honors. They asked her about Taylor Swift. I didn’t talk to her because I just don’t want to bother her. She’s got enough going on.
Everyone’s trying to get a picture with her. I like, let her be No, didn’t even think about it. I know I’m not doing it. It’s just it’ll happen if it happens. But I’m not gonna like be like hate Taylor, like tap her.
She has had enough people tapping her on the shoulder being like can I and she’s so nice. Of course she’s gonna like do it, so I’ll just wait for that moment to happen. Nikki also talked about attending the NFL Honors. I am doing some comedy stuff tonight and we’ll see how it goes. But it’s not like the mood here is not like comedy.
But it’ll be fun to inject it. Maybe they’ll be like really grateful for it. But I’m just glad to be in an a ward show and not have to like host, like just presenting. It’s a breeze. Josh Johnson joked about Taylor and Travis and said, they’re this idea of a couple we imagine in our minds though they’re adults, it’s like high school were grown up.
She’s symbolically like a cheerleader in our minds, and though it’s not his position, he’s symbolically the quarterback in our minds. So getting them together makes such perfect rom com sense. That there are actually people who think that all of the nf fellas fixed just to keep the Chiefs winning, just to keep them going. I might be one of those people. There’s always some suspect calls, oh holding, yeah, I can’t believe it.
Oh pass interference a first down Chiefs. It’s funny how that happened, Josh Jownzon said, And here’s my thing. If it’s fixed, why would they be tackling so hard. You don’t need to sell it that bad. Most of the teams, if they knew they weren’t going to the Super Bowl.
I think that lay off a couple of hits. I don’t think anybody’s getting CTE as part of a script. Bill Burr was on Rich Eisen Show about a week ago and talked about the Chiefs allegations and burs said, I don’t think it’s fixed. I think it’s managed. There’s definitely more back rubs on one side than the other.
Where’s the money they got, all the stars they got Taylor Swift, It’s a business. Michael Rappaport weighed in, Now, I was thinking about this. Have I ever ever once or have you ever seen even once a story about Michael Rappaport that’s not just like negative. I always feel like all his quotes are annoying. Rapaport tweeted, I’m hoping to see Taylor Swift cry.
I want to see if for a Mescara can hold up after a ginormous loss. She loves her man Kelsey when he’s winning, but will she still ride with him when he takes a ginormous loss. Talked about this earlier in the week, but let’s just recap the Super Bowl ads with comedians. Shane Gillis is part of Big Men of cul de Sac. You’ll see Shane post Malone and Peyton Manning as regular neighborhood guys grilling and hanging out in the driveway as they sell you some beer.
Pete Davidson is in some sort of food box thing. Pete jokes all famous people are aliens. Nate Burghetzi is in an ad for door Dash. This came about because Nate actually name checked them in his recent special. Wayne Brady isn’t an ad for Perdue.
They’re spotlighting the brand’s air fryer. Ready, crispy wings. Let’s listen. Hey wait, oh, heirs, Hey, Hey, what’s up? I got some jokes to pitch you for your performance of the Big Game.
Oh no, no, it’s cool. I don’t need them. No, because the name of the show is called winging it, because I’m winging it. Were got chicken jokes? Here we go, all right, three chickens walking to a club and then maybe okay, let me stop rotisseri?
Was it a ah chicken strip? Chicken strips? Right? No? But listen, man, this is really really good stuff.
This is hot night. Okay, okay, how about this one? How about this one? How about this one? Okay?
A chicken crosses the road and he goes with a cow, a butler, and a chicken into a box. It just sounds like you’re putting animals together. Why would they do that? Produce Chief marketing officer David Zucker said, Wayne Brady embodies the spirit of fun and improvisation. That’s why this is the perfect way for Purdue to show fans they can significantly level up their big game experience.
Our wings are specifically formulated for air fryers, so fans can get the restaurant quality crispness they crave. You know, I think this AD’s gonna actually work on me. Researchers conducted by the National Chicken Council found that Americans consume one point four five billion wings on game day. Wow. I’m a big wings fan, so I’m going to read this.
They’re available in hot and spicy, lemon, pepper, and roasted flavors produce air fryer ready crispy wings are made from cage free chickens raised on an all vegetarian diet without antibiotics, hormones, or steroids. I like this idea back in twenty fourteen or is it twenty twenty four and I have a typo. I think they did this last year. I don’t think this was eleven years ago. Regardless, the premise is Vulture proposed having a comedian do halftime.
They just pointed out the number of comedians capable of selling out Madison Square Garden. They listed Chris Rock, Eddie Azard, Kevin Hart, Aziz Russell, Peters, Gabe Iglesias, c k Berg, Gaffagin, Amy Sebastian, The Piractical Jokers. Hey, welcome to super Bowl Halftime. It’s the Impractical Jokers. I don’t see that happening.
Rogan, Trevor Mulaney, Joe Coy, Dave Chappelle, Andrew Schultz At Tony Hinchcliffe. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the super Bowl. Here’s Tony Hinchcliff. Now I’m thinking about this. I kind of like the idea, but if you’re going to do it, you need somebody who can rock star up there, right So you know, if you told me Chris Rock was performing the super Bowl halftime show, I’d buy in.
Like Jim gaff again, he’s nice, but like there just want to be excitement. You can’t do, Jerry. It’s gotta be somebody who can like rock the house and no pun. I think Chris Rock would be good. I’d be curious what you think.
Hit me up in the Facebook group. I’ll start the discussion Daily Comedy News podcast group. But if a comedian played super Bowl halftime, who would be a good choice? Great topic? Vulture.
Jeff Ross talked to The New York Post about roasts. He’s down in New Orleans doing press for the Super Bowl. He said, the secret sauce about roast is you have to love them. We only roast the ones we love. If I don’t mention you, I ignore you.
That’s the ultimate. That means I don’t like you. But if I take the time to think about you, your life, your career, even your appearance, it’s because I love you. I only roast the ones I love. And that’s really what it is for me.
It comes out of respect, it doesn’t come out of animosity. I want everyone to leave the show quoting all the jokes. It’s like medicine. Laughter is the best medicine. Nobody wants their medicine water down.
They want their medicine potent. They wanted to really lift them up, like a shot in the arm. I think it’s healing. I do think everybody laughing at the same stuff is very healing, and that’s what everybody wants. When I first started roasting, it was a boys club, was private.
There were no cameras at the Friars Club. Now it’s a live, three hour Netflix spectacular. I think something about it. People like seeing comics be ruthless and speak truth to power. There weren’t any Roast for five years before Brady had the guts to go, Yeah, let’s do it.
He wanted to bring Roast back. That’s why he did it. I gotta give him a lot of credit. He took the hits for three hours in live TV so the rest of the world could forget our problems for a few hours. You never know how it’s gonna be received, where it’s gonna go.
Being a comic is like having a backstage pass to the universe. We’re going to the super Bowl, went to the Grammys. People want to be your own funny people. For some people, it’s like a superpower. And I don’t take it for granted.
I feel very lucky in that way. And that is your comedy news for today.
Now here’s my super Bowl prediction.
I my friend Pat, He’s a big chief stand so I pay a lot of attention to the Chiefs. Here’s how this goes. In the first half, the Eagles are going to be cruising along. The Chiefs are gonna be sputtering what’s wrong. It’s not all coming together, but it’s only gonna be like fourteen ten eagles and then the chief suddenly it’s seventeen fourteen.
Then there’s a holding call against the Eagles, and there’s a pass interference or two. Other refs will take care of this one. Swift’s canna have a good Sunday, and that is your comedy news for today. Hit me up on the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast Group. See you tomorrow,