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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News super Bowl preview edition at the NFL Honors Awards, Mack Packer Keegan Michael Key was your host, and boy, I hope he doesn’t get canceled for making these vicious Taylor Swift jokes. Will we keep cutting to an influential blonde superstar? M you bet we will? Roger Dedell, Yeah, right, though, imagine if Joe Coy said that Taylor would be so mad.
Here’s some more. Of course, we’re going to talk about Travis and Taylor. I think I think they’re Yes, yes, give it up with Travis and Taylor. Okay, Yes, I think they’re both great and I’m happy for them. Uh but you know, Travis Kelcey isn’t the first NFL player to have a relationship with a pop star.
There’s Russ and Sierra. Yeah, there was Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson and of course Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley. So I can’t forget those guys. My understanding is that Taylor Swift is in Tokyo right now. The only people farther from the Super Bowl are the Carolina Panthers.
I’m sorry, it’s now there. There has never been a season like this, everybody. I mean, who’d have thought we’d see a year when Taylor Swift went to more playoff games than Bill Belichick. Bert Krascher was on Jason and Travis Kelsey’s famous podcast New Heights, and Bert said their podcast is better than my podcast. They’re not supposed to be broadcasters.
They’re supposed to be meatheads. They’re cleaning up over there is Bert Krascher is supposed to be a broadcaster, arguably even a meathead. Bert was asked about Jason Kelcey appearing shirtless at games. Bert Kreischer himself has been known to be shirtless. Bert was asked what he would do if he went to a game in Buffalo, and he said, I’m wearing a Gabe Davis jersey and I’m going through a table.
Fire on it. I’m going through a table. He even added he’d do a shirtless too, presumably going through the table. You can’t wear a jersey and be shirtless at the same time. I mean, I guess you could wear the jersey as a hat.
Get back to a chun. Bert was asked about Taylor Swift and said the relationship with Travis is good for the United States of America. Taylor is everything that a bondies this country. She’s ours. I love Taylor Swift man.
I’ve got two little girls, and Taylor Swift was on play NonStop. KC dot Com caught up with Travis Kelsey himself what might he do after football, and he said, I’m comedy all the way. I don’t know if I’m anything else. I like to have a run time and make people laugh. I’ll dabble into everything just to see if I have fun doing it.
Earlier this month, he says he has no reason to stop playing football. I know there are definitely Hollywood talks out there, but I’ve been focused on football throughout the season, so I’ll probably have some of the meetings when it’s all said and done. She knows. Dot Com recapped the various Super Bowl ads. I’ll focus on the comedy ones here.
David Schwimmer is in one with Victoria Beckham, Nick Offerman, and Aubrey Plaza, Will Schilfer Mountain Dew. Tina Fey is out there for booking dot Com. She says, with so many choices on booking dot com, there are so many Tina Phays I could be so I hired Body Doubles to help me out. One of the Tina Phays is co star Gene Kurkowski, another Glenn close H. Jason Sidakis is in a commercial with Lionel Messi.
By the way, to follow everything about Linel Messi, follow the Messy Effect podcast where you get your shows. They’re shilling for Ultra Michelobe. We see Messi dribbling a ball with others on a beach while Sadekas just watches and he says, I’m gonna get out there. A second later, after seeing how good Messi is with the ball, he goes, naw, I’m not gonna get out there. Rob Riggle chiefs fan.
He’s shilling for Miller Light and says Miller Light isn’t running a big game ad this year, They’re running one thousand literally, so while most big game ads give you giant explosions in talking animals, Miller Lites big game ads give you what you really want, great tasting, less filling beer. Eric Andre has got a spot. You’ve probably seen this one already. He is shilling for Drumsticks ice cream and he takes on the TSA who says I’m going to need to confiscate one of these. Kate McKinnon references Pete Davidson in her ad.
She’s shilling for a Mayo. She’s with Mayo Cat. The cat becomes an overnight sensation. Mayo walks the red carpet with none other than Pete Davidson before Kate McKinnon reads if They’re Split on the cover of a magazine and says he lasted longer than most. Ken Jung is doing an ad for Popeyes.
Ken stars as a man who cryogenically froze himself fifty two years ago, waiting for the best ever wing to be created. They’re promoting their new wing offerings including honey barbecue, roasted garlic, parmechan signature, hot Ghost Pepper, and sweet and Spicy. Ken said he ate all of them. He told today, I happily ate the chicken that you see me eat. When you’re filming anything of high quality, you do it over and over again, and I happily ate the chicken.
It was not a problem. I could say that very very confidently. Ken ads Coincidentally, there was supposed to be a dood old dog in the campaign, so I asked if I could use my own Golden Doodle mocha, and they said yes. My wife and I had so much fun just spending time with our dog. You know, this is her debut.
Popeyes really captured my sense of humor in my own brand of comedy, and I think that I totally captured what they were trying to do with this campaign. It was definitely a really amazing and authentic collaboration. Not too long ago, I was a doctor. Then he tells this tale. It was not uncommon for me to go to Popeyes after a long shift being on call, let’s say a thirty six hour shift.
When I was in medical residency. There was a Popeyes on my way home. When I came back a couple of years ago to do commencement it Tulane. My only request was to have a Popeye spicy chicken sandwich. It was one of those things in my life that was very full circle for me.
I might actually believe that I did radio row with Jeff Foxworthy at the Super Bowl and I asked Jeff if he could get anything, And I remember our exchange. He goes, is there is subway nearby? There was, what do you want, Jeff? I whatever, sandwich. He wanted, I don’t remember, Jeff, you can have two sandwiches.
Fox Worthy is awesome. As for that Kate McKinnon’s bought, Pete Davidson told ET online he doesn’t mind being the butt of the joke. Pete says, I love Kate. We have a lot of fun together, so getting the chance to work with her again was awesome. As for how he feels about his love life being public, Pete said, I’m actually a very private person.
I’m usually at home watching movies on VHS. They asked Pete Davidson about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. He said both are incredibly smart, kind and talented. I’m not sure they’re looking for any advice from me. Pete is actually supporting the Hellman’s Super Bowl ad, which is make Taste, not Waste.
They’re encouraging people not to waste usable food. This is one of my pet Pee’s isn’t the right thing, but I see so much food waste out there at restaurants, candidly at the nursing home where my mom has been. Just food comes and it goes and nobody eats it. Pete said, I think it’s a really important issue. In our country that needs to be addressed.
During this part, I learned that the Big Game is the second most wasteful food day in the US, which is crazy to me. How can you have all this perfectly good food and just throw it out. I’m a big leftovers guy, and using Alman’s commediently is the perfect way to repurpose my leftovers, which I have a lot of since I’m often on the go. But yeah, so much food goes to waste. Man, it’s a shame.
Martin Lawrence is doing a Super Bowl commercial. He has teamed up with Shannon Sharp, who’s been in the comedy news a lot lately. This is for Oikos, whatever that is. I guess that’s why they’re advertising. In the commercial, the two come together for a game of golf, which quickly becomes a display of strength.
Martin Lawrence says, Shannon’s very quiet and if you talked up between takes so communicate with you and everything. But when it’s time to shoot, he’s very focused and he goes into his work. That’s the good thing about Shannon, because I’m a lot like that as well. I don’t talk too much before I start my acting or whatever. I’m doing.
But he’s a lot of fun and has a lot of knowledge. Eric Andre in that ad I mentioned earlier for drum sticks, he says he still has imposter syndrome. As for his fame, I’m still surprised by it. My brain doesn’t make sense, and I have imposter syndrome, so I never feel like I belong anywhere. I’m like, can I have these sunships?
Is that okay? Can I take these home? Is he nervous about his Super Bowl lad He said, I’m nervous every day. I hyperventilate my way through life. It’s a crushing, oppressive anxiety in my brain that I carry around with me twenty four to seven.
It’s a cage. My mind is in a cage, and I’m the only prisoner in solitary confinement. Anyway, eat a drumstick. Carrot Top was making the radio Row rounds. I did Radio Row maybe four times.
Oh what a nightmare. I hated it. Not today, but I’ve told in the past. I’ll tell it again. I had a couple adventures with Jamie Fox that were just nightmares, having little to do with Jamie, not too much anyway, but oh my goodness, anyway, Scott Thompson, you know him as Carrot Top.
The New York Times asked him about the effect of the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Carrotop’s been a headliner at the Luxer for eighteen years. Good gig man, Carrottop said, I think this is the biggest event we’ve ever had. How big Carrot Top was wearing a baseball cap with a sticker that said need tickets. Yep, even carrat Top can’t get tickets for the game, he told The Times.
Everyone says you’re carrot Top, you own this town, but I really can’t get one, all right. Non super Bowl topic, Matthew Brisord is taping his special today at the Little Field in Brooklyn. Matthew is fantastic big fan. He describes as a disgraced financial analyst forced into stand up comedy. The byproduct of a Cajun chemist and a Jewish microbiologist, he holds a degree in computational mathematics.
He always manages to bring up and is fully aware of how douchey he looks. He’s a good looking guy. He’s got a joke about he looks like the uh frat douchebag in like every eighties college sex movie. It’s a great joke that I just ruined. Not your comedy needs for today.
I’ll be here tomorrow, but regardless, enjoy the big game. See tomorrow.