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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny mac vera. What show am I hosting? Daily Comedy News. I just recorded like seven episodes of the other show I host, which is called Five Good News Stories, and on the fly, I came up with five Good News Halloween Stories.
I’ll have episode one of Halloween Stories on the five Good News Stories feed on Wednesday. And I got silly because I found a list of the knockoff costumes that are out, you know, like Red Plumber with mustache from video game, that kind of stuff, and I had so much fun doing that. So I’m a little loose. My voice is shot because I voiced seven of those, but a lot of fun. So check out Five Good News Stories today Sunday.
So there is an episode of five Good News Christmas Stories in the same feed that shows a lot of fun to do. Later today at noon Eastern, I will have my interview with Julie Sebas. She’s the producer of the Mark Marin documentary Are We Good? That’s out later this week. So we’ll see some Mark maren stories in the news, including here’s one not about the documentary, but whyatt Sanac was on Mark Malkoff’s Inside Late Night podcast this week.
I haven’t had a chance to listen to this one, been busy with the camel. But you heard Malcoff was on this very program earlier in the week. Hey Mike from the Letterman podcast? Did you hear me do this very program? That’s a lettermanism?
So when I say Dave is in my brain. I heard Dave say that in like nineteen eighty four, and it’s in my brain. I digress. Whyatt Sanac has been publicly critical of his former boss John Stewart before Why it was a Daily Show correspondent Now? He claimed on Malcoff’s Inside Late Night podcast that why It was the CONSIGLIERI between John Stuart and Mark Maron ahead of their one attempt to bury the hatchet.
Why it tells the story. Maren reached out to me to ask if I could broke her a conversation with him and John Stuart because he wanted to get John on his podcast so they could talk about the beef. And so then I was the CONSIGLIERI firm Maren and went to John put them in conversation. This is years ago, when I was still on the Daily Show. Maren and John talk.
I hear they’re both sides of it. I may be the one person who heard the aftermath from both of them. I hear John’s side of it, and John was like, I’m not gonna do his podcast. He just wants me to do the podcast so that gets numbers for his podcast. I don’t want to do that.
Stuart offered to have coffee with Maren to hash out the beef privately. Wyatt says Stuart told him he doesn’t want to grab coffee with me. Now. The Maren’s side is apparently the exact same thing to which White said to me was like, oh, you two are the same. I think they both see each other as a threat.
I’m hoping that John goes on Maren’s podcast before Maren’s podcast ends. Maren in July was on NPR’s wild Card podcast when Maren said, there was a jealousy to it, but it got consuming but on a long time, and he knew it and we had confrontations about it, and we’re not friends, Maren said. Stuart told them at the time, I’m cleaning this up a little. Hey, I don’t know if you remember, you know what a jerk you were to be back in the day. There’s a no loave here Man Maren in twenty twelve told Rolling Stone that Stuart said, luck, I’ve always thought you were very creative, and I’m sure whatever you’re doing is nice, and if you want to have coffee, it might be only do that.
But neither Man followed up why Att’s take on all this, if Mark had gotten the Daily Show, John would be a guy with a podcast that turned into this thing. I feel like the reason the beef exists is because they’re so similar. Sanac appeared on Mark Marron’s podcast in twenty fifteen when he called John Stewart out for telling him to f off for challenging a joke. The host told in the writer’s room that the then Daily Show correspondent felt was racially insensitive. I’m grabbing that episode right now.
I’ve been loading up my podcast app with old Mark Maron episodes because I fear they’re going to like disappear or go behind a paywall or something. So I’m grabbing that right now as I record, like seriously, I have my phone in my hand. Here it is episode six, twenty two July twenty second, twenty fifteen, one hour, forty one minutes. I have downloaded it when I’m listening to all these things, I don’t know, but someday I’m going to listen to that podcast because it’s now on my phone, Sanac claimed. John Stewart was more concerned with the fact that Sanac used Maren’s platform, wanted to amplify the issue when they finally spoke about it on Inside Late Night with Mark Malcoff and you can hear the Mark Malcoff episode of Daily Comedy.
It was earlier in the week. It was one of the nine hundred bonuses I put out. We discussed it the tiniest bit, but it was really more about him not understanding why went on Marin Show to talk about it, and was really more about his issues with Maren and he felt Maren was manipulating me because he and Maren of beef. We got to get these two in a room anyway, if you like maren conversation, come back at noon today one of those bonus episodes. Julie Seabaugh is the producer on Are We Good?
The Mark Maren documentary. The re Odd Comedy Festival is continuing. Many of your favorite comedians are there. Zach Woods went on social media put on a seatbelt before I play this audio for you. Are you ready?
Are you strapped in? Are you ready? Here’s Zach Woods. Guys. It’s that special time of year.
It’s the re Od Comedy Festival, and all of your favorite comedians are performing at the pleasure of Turkey. I’ll shake. And he is the head of the entertainment authority over there, and he has so many people thrown in prison because they tweeted stuff he didn’t like about the soccer team or whatever that there’s a wing of a prison nicknamed after him where they hang people by their heels from the ceiling. Now, there’s a lot of drips, killed Joys and DUIs Bozoids who are saying, oh, they shouldn’t do comedy over there, because it’s a whitewashing, a regime that just in June killed a journalist and killed Jamal Koshogi and played a big role in nine to eleven. Shut up.
Name one comedian who hasn’t hoard themselves out to a dictator. Sinbad in the eighties would go perform for dying Nazis hidden out in Argentina. Mister Bean would do private shows for Edi A Mean Me and Bibi Netanya, who have collaborated. I pitched him a prank show called The West Bank where it’s hilarious, like people in masks show up and eject people from their homes and they’re terrified. They just traumatize these families and then they can never come home.
And it’s been going on for years. But this season has been like Action Pact and it’s apprenticeship, but there’s also a true crime element because it violates international law and people have been killed a lot. Let’s not get our you know, moral pennies yanked up, wedged high in uh in our rumps. Human Rights Watch has been begging the comedians not to participate in the whitewashing of the horrors that are ongoing in Saudi Arabia. Ugh, what a cock block human Rights Watch is for comedy.
Let’s have some fun, let’s have some yucks, and let’s not look too closely at anything. I’m a hypocrite too. At the Riodd Comedy Festival today, a Zi’s and sorry, a lot of people say he’s an upstanding guy. He’s definitely not canceled. He’s at the Riodd Comedy Festival today.
Also there are Kevin Hort, who clearly needs the money. Do you think Kevin Hart is loaded? Does Kevin Hort ever tell you that he’s working somewhere? Does Kevin Hort ever talk about having a billion dollars? Now?
Kevin Hart needs the money, so you can understand Kevin Hort. Today at the Reodd Comedy Festival, there nimsh Patel The Times of London was wondering, well, Jimmy Carr, who’s been in trouble over here in London for some of his knowingly edgy one liners be taken on his own terms, with gags such as what’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn’t pay two hundred pounds to have a lentil on me. Think about it. I didn’t tell it.
Well you’ll get it. Jimmy Carr is appearing in a double bill with Louis C.K. Who we talked about on yesterday’s podcast, The Times of London reminds us. Louis C.K.’s reputation took a nose dive after female colleagues came forward to say he had asked, you know, to entertain himself in front of the ladies. Oma Jullillys had tweeted I’m at the Riod Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia October first.
Naturally, a little nervous as the Saudis remove any image with nudity in your possession before coming into the country where it is. Louis C.K. Is at the airport right now having his retin is removed. The Times of London tells us the Global Expression Report is an annual look at the right to free expression and information. They rank Saudi Arabia as one hundred and forty ninth out of one hundred and sixty one country that it does place at two places above Russia.
North Korea is in one hundred and sixty first. No word yet on if Bill Burr is playing the North Korea Comedy Festival. I don’t think he is, but I will check. Not sure what the dates are for that one this year. Jeff Ross, he’s going to be at the Riod Comedy Festival.
He also has a new deal with Netflix, so his one man show on Broadway that ended last week. However, they were smart and last night they recorded the three o’clock and seven to thirty PM show. They’re going to turn that into a Netflix special. So you know, in a little while, you’re gonna be able to sit home and watch Jeff Ross. In the meantime, if you want to see Jeff Ross live, hop on a plane and hit the Riod Comedy Festival.
We’ve got a conspiracy, and Johnny Mack loves a conspiracy. You know who was announced as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday was Peyton Manning. However, Peyton Manning was not on the actual show. Instead, we got the previously unannounced Julia Louis Dreyfus along with Oscar Nuniez from the paper. It is unclear why Peyton Manning didn’t make the recording.
I hope he’s feeling okay. I hope everything’s okay with his family. He’s a businessman, and hope he wasn’t worried about upsetting some people cancel for that reason. We’ll find out. Anyway, Peyton Manning was booked on Jimmy Kimmela and didn’t make his hit.
Hope everything’s okay. Jimmy Kimmel’s in Brooklyn this upcoming week. Guests include Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, Ryan Reynolds, Emily Blunt, Jeremy Allen White, Kamail Nanjianni, even Moss Bockerack, Josh Johnson, Spike Lee, and Stephen Colbert. Now that will be interesting. JD.
Vance, he’s the Vice president of the United States. He said he would love Jimmy Kimmel to apologize to Erica Kirk and the people that he the Vice President’s were here slandered. After Jimmy Kimmel returned to the airwaves on Tuesday, vice President said he meaning Kimmel. He tries to say he told a joke. He didn’t tell a joke.
He was actually accusing right wing America, conservative America of killing Charlie Kirk. We now know that’s false. Charlie Kirk was murdered by a left wing assassin who was radicalized by some other rhetoric that we see coming from the far left. Now, I don’t want to play the clip for the nine million time, but if I remember correctly, Jimmy Kimmel said that some people were trying to make it as clear as possible that it was not the right wing who assassinated Charlie Kirk. So, mister Vice President, you and Jimmy Kimmel are actually aligned here.
If you’d take the minute to listen to what the man said. The Vice President said, when you accuse the people who have been holding prayer vigils, who had been praying about Charlie Kirk, you accuse them of killing Charlie Kirk when we know it was a left wing assassin, you’re actually apologizing for his murder. You’re encouraging more of that violence to happen. That’s not at all what mister Kimmel said. Do you need me to play the clip.
I’ll play the clip. Mister Vice President, here’s the clip. You’re actually aligned with him. Listen to the I’m fired up, listen to the bleeping words. Dude.
We hit some new lows over the weekend with the Magga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and everything they can to score political points from. It tells you I was punchy. Remember Theovaughn called out the Department of Homeland Security? What is this show turned into? How are we even talking about these topics?
Today’s topics are the Vice president, a horrible murder, the Department of Homeland Security, and the Riot Comedy Festival. What is going on in comedy. THEOVONN had called out the Department of Homeland Security for using footage of THEOVONN to tout deportations. That video had featured THEOVONN saying I urge you got deported, dude. Bye.
THEOVAUGHN was like, yo, DHS, I didn’t approve to be used in this. I know you know my address. We’ll send a check and please take this down. Please keep me out of your banger deportation videos. When it comes to immigrations, my thoughts and harder, a lot more nuanced than this video allows.
By the video has been taken down.
All right, Here’s what I want the show to be about.
Fun stuff like this, Colin Jostin Marcello Hernandez. He does one thing really well, and he does it every time he’s on SNL. But it’s one thing. They’ve been doing a ryder Cup morning show. People were a little late getting the news out there.
When I don’t see these things until Friday, I can’t tell you about them. You know, put this stuff out Earliergang They have been streaming a morning show on YouTube, Peacock and Rydercup dot Com. Colin Joe said, I hope it will appeal to golf fans, but I’m trying to make it very beginner friendly, and even if they have no knowledge or very limited knowledge of the golf world, I hope it’ll still be fun and entertaining. We have a lot of great guests coming on that you’ll know from all kinds of culture, so it’s not just golf related. Most people are not golf related, so we’re trying to appeal to everyone and be a real alternative kind of telecast.
I think anyone can watch, even if you have very limited golf knowledge. The President of the United States was scheduled to attend the golf outing on Friday afternoon. Joe said, I just hope to use the energy and a lot of fans that are there. There’s gonna be people in the grandstands, there’s gonna be people roaming the grounds with the crowds. I hope to use that because where also you live for two hours where you can actually interact with fans.
That’s fun Like SNL’s obviously live, but you’re rarely interacting with the audience unless something’s going really wrong. So I’d love it. I’d love to use that energy. It’d be a lot of fun, funny people on it, So hopefully you listen to this thing early on Sunday morning so you could at least catch one episode of this thing. And I’m gonna wrap there because I need some fresh air, I need to calm down.
I need to actually record an open for the noon Bonus episode today with Julie Seawab, producer of Mark Marin’s Are We Good? And I need to record Mondays because Johnny Mac needs a day off and I just want to record two of these and like just not be on the microphone for a day. It was a busy week, all right. Back at noon and back tomorrow. See you