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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Shinny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. We went to Medieval Times last night and we just had so much fun. You got to get your medieval on. Hang out with the Knights.
We were on team Yellow and Red Knight. He got his butt kicked and at one point I went over to my daughter because everybody was doing these accents, and I said, have you heard of the famous actor Matthew Berry, because everybody’s doing that, like welcome the Queen. Welcome you to Daily Comedy News. Anyway, Ricky Gervais has taken over a prominent billboard in Slow that is the setting of his version of the Office. I saw somebody online complaining that they’re rebooting the Office.
I hate to tell you anyway, Ricky Gervais has a billboard. He’s promoting his brand, a Dutch born Orchard vodka. His advertisement encourages consumers to buy dutchborn an Orchard vodka to make a person rich and happy with the caveat being the person is Ricky Gervais. That’s how you do it.
Meanwhile, get your thumb out, be ready to hit thirty seconds skip again.
I played you that. Jim Gaffigan clip yesterday, Jim intervention coming man, the coolness is just oozing out of you. Let’s go back to the Today Show and again, I’m a journalist. I’m a journalist. I don’t want to lose you, guys.
I don’t want you to be like I can’t listen to this podcast with these terrible clips. But as a journalist, I’m not a journalists. I have to play this clip for you. So please hit thirty second skip at least twice, because I don’t want to submit you to all the coolness oozing out of Jim Gaffigan as he sells his bourbon on the Today Show. This is just awful.
You’re ready? Skip skip? Are you still here? Okay? This is on you.
I try to warn you. Here’s Jim Gaffigan. So what makes what makes it well? The thing is is we’re talking about this. I was approached, you know, to do a celebrity spirits a couple times, but I was worried because I didn’t want to do something bad.
So I called a good friend of mine, a college friend who’s from Louisville, and I said, could I just buy a couple of barrels? You could help me and we’ll we’ll mix our own and it’ll be good. But there’s not going to be a big payday. There’s only a limited amount. But I love this, Jim.
I’m here for this new chapter in your life. While you pour that out at hand them, we’re going to tell people that Unfrosted is going to be released on Netflix next Friday. I cannot wait to try this. This is great. This has helped with this?
Does this? Does this helps you forget that you have children? I have three, So thank you Father’s Day guys. Sure, here we go. And these are these are quote glasses parenting quote class that you know what you know what it’s like having a fifth kid.
Imagine you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby? You so very nice? What you think? What do you think? I like this a lot, coming surprise.
I was terrified when I tried it. I was like, oh my god, what if it’s not good? Well, this is good. This is very good. And I don’t even really like bourbon.
This is great. Shop Today’s coming up next, Jim Man. I mean the way that comes to mind ribes with sneezes, like what are you doing? I heard from Caitlin who sent me a note through the new substack. I’m doing a substack.
It’s for free. The link is in the show notes I write about media. Last week I was very chatty and wrote a lot. I’ve got a good piece on Monday about one star reviews coming up. So if you want to subscribe to the substack, it’s free.
Even if it tries to heat up for money, do the free trial. Not charging for that one. Caitlin was wondering what happened to George Lopez tacos. Now. Every now and then, when it’s a slow newsday, and today is not a slow newsday, I just feel like talking about George Lopez tacos.
I will throw that phrase into Google just to see what’s happening. And there’s been a whole lot of nothing. I’ll do it right now now. There’s nothing since June of twenty twenty one when we were told George Lopez Tacos arrive in Denver.
And also from June of twenty one, George Lopez’s taco joint was now serving e…
I haven’t seen anything since, but if I go to next Bite here, it does offer me George Lopez tacos. I’m clicking on it live as we click. Got in preset this because I wanted to experience it with you. George Lopez Tacos an authentic, bad ass street taco experience exclamation point, softer tea is tender meats, flavorable toppings and sausas. Now, if you’re not familiar with this bit, during the pandemic, things got a little slow with the comedy, and George Lopez Tacos was the Taylor Swift Joe Koy joke of its day.
The menu for George Lopez Tacos lachingono, which is three street tacos served with a massa corn to tea is on the side. For customizable experience, you could get a La mas cabrono, which is three street tacos with the addition of krama and saute bell peppers and onions, also served with authentic masa corn tootias. You get the idea here, All right, let’s click. Let’s see if we can still order visit the restaurant website. Click Lopez Tacos is loading and a site has come up, and the site seems to be in some sort of Asian language tie Vietnamese.
What is going on? George Lopez let me try this again. We try it in Chrome, maybe I’ll get a different experience. I don’t know what’s going on there. Paste and go to Lopez Tacos dot com.
No, it’s still coming up in a weird language, but Google Translate will trans Oh, it’s tie all right. For some reason, this website’s in Thie and I can translate it to English according to Google Translate. And the article says the form of protection that should be available car insurance interesting driving on today’s roads. No matter how caution or precaution, the driver has to prevent accidents or unexpected events. Even though it is a good thing, there is still a chance that it may cause an accident or unexpected event.
Dreams can occur as usual because they may come from Fred’s on the road or events that you cannot control. Therefore, today, in order to add protection for living on the road for all insured persons, you can come to get to know and choose to buy insurance with mister Kumka. And that is what happens if you go to Lopez Tacos and dude, there’s still a logo that says Lopez Tacos across the top home about food beverage, insurance, lifestyle. This is why I’ll preread articles. What happens if you click on food.
Okay, I’m on the food page now. In the top article is a versatile microwave that you could have at home. Microwave is one of the kitchen appliances that every house can’t live without because it is an aid to facilitate your food and drink quickly and easily, whether it’s recipes, various menus, boiling hot water, tea or coffee, boiled eggs, warm food, instant food, instant food, instant noodles, cooking, et cetera. No, I didn’t make a mistake there. It’s at instant food twice.
Today, let’s take a deep look at the benefits of mirowave. In case any house is as sited to buy it, will take it. Who helped decide capital t the benefits of the microwave make oranges or lemons have more water. If bringing lemons or oranges to warm in the microwave, leave for ten to twenty seconds before squeezing them, we’ll make more orange juice than lemon juice because warming or lemon will make the interlining soft. So Caitlin, that’s what’s happening with George Lopez Tacos.
Caitlin also has encouraged me to stick to my guns about the very, very hilarious Joe Koy joke. Now, I don’t know if you’re familiar with this. Joe Cooy earlier this year hosted the Golden Globes. Yeah he did, and you know what happened to the Golden Globes. He made a joke about Taylor Swift.
It was so mean. I mean, there might be some new audience that didn’t listen this week and they need to know what this joke was. But Joe Coy made this horrible, mean joke about Taylor Swift. Let’s listen. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camber shots of Taylor Swift. My so far, this podcast has been so much about nothing. Jerry Seinfeld would appreciate it.
Speaking of Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey chose the wrong day to go without und…
This from People. Andrew Santino was a guest on New Heights and recalled on the events. Santino says, we set up my podcast at the crib because we were moving and so it was a kind of a tight squeeze and the cameras and the angles all the stuff. And my editor calls me and he’s like, bro, I know I tell you this, but Travis was falling out of his shorts. His boys were sliding out.
Santino says, I was like, oh no, and he goes, do you want to like call him and reshoot it? And I said, just put a chief’s logo over his package whenever it falls out. I mean, Travis is his boys wanted to make an appearance on Whiskey Ginger, Santino joked, and the footage is available on our Patreon. Bill Burr spoke to The Today’s Show about how his TV viewing habits have changed since having kids. Burst said, I used to watch, you know, one o’clock game, four o’clock game, then a late game, and then with the package, I’d be taping other games.
And you already had a Monday night and he had a Thursday night. So I’d have a Tuesday and a Wednesday game and a Friday game to watch during the week I’d recorded, and then on Saturday, I’d watch college football. Now I have kids, I don’t know. I’m always watching Bluey. I’m hearing great things about this blue I’ve not watched it yet, which is oddly, you know, really deep, that’s what I’m hearing.
What are we doing here? I’m getting misty eyed watching a cartoon telling you we had a lot of fun at Medieval Times. Everybody with Matthew Berry impressions. If you enjoy this program, you might want to go to buy me a Coffee dot com. That’s terrible, but that’s what Medieval Times was.
The queen is so bad, you might want to buy me a coffee at buy Me a Coffee dot com Slash Daily Comedy News. Sydney Comedy Festival on Monday. There’s only two shows and I looked I couldn’t find any actual clips. One of the two shows, Jillian Cosgriff’s show, is called Actually Good Jillian one most Outstanding show at the twenty twenty three Melbourne International Comedy Festival. The show is about the little things that make the big hord things manageable and pointing out the bits of the world that make you yell wow, isn’t this great?
Now? Do you have a dirty mind like I do? I’m not gonna go back, you hit thirty second, rewind and you’ll see if you pick it up. Otherwise, I’m just a perf. The Scotsman gave it five stars, saying actually good is more than a comedy show.
It’s a tiny revolution in how to view the world. Chortal five stars, a joyous, funny, life affirming show. The Age only four and a half stars, but they did call it an incredibly affirming and funny show. Leanne Morgan with a really great deal. Netflix gave her a sixteen episode straight to series order.
The guy behind us is Chuck Lorie. If you don’t know who that is, He’s behind all the big CBS sitcoms like Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men and whatever the Sebastian Manascalco Bookie show was called. I think it’s called Bookie. That one was pretty good too. In untitled comedy, Leanne Morgan’s life takes an unexpected turn when her husband of thirty three years leaves her for another woman.
Starting over when you’re a grandmother and in menopause isn’t exactly what she had in mind. With the help of her family, she will navigate the new chapter with grace, a dignity, and jello salad. Sean Jordan will release a comedy album called Girl Dad on Sunday, May twelfth. I believe that’s Mother’s Day. Sean recorded it at Mississippi Studio, is in importantly Oregon.
It’s a very personal set surrounding the birth of his daughter, including the IVF that preceded it, the vissectomy that followed, and all points in between. The press release also says ask him for parenting tips anytime. All right, little housekeeping here. We’re doing the subscriptions now. Saturday morning.
The dog end me up early, so I was able to post the commercial free episode by like six thirty am Eastern. Anyway, if you’re on Apple Podcast, you’ll see subscriptions there a thirty day free trial, and then four ninety nine a month you’ll get the show’s commercial free asterisk. I’ll talk about that in a second. And you get all the shows on the network. We’re posting all of them.
The catch and the asterisk is there’s no way to preload it, which is really frustrating. So I post this show at three or five am Eastern, and then when I get up, I’ll upload the commercial free version of Daily Comedy News, like I said Saturday was around six thirty in the morning. Friday slept little later. It didn’t get to around eight. If you’re on the West coast, it probably won’t affect you at all.
If you’re on the East Coast and you’re like, man, I gotta have Daily Comedy News before eight am, well then I wish Apple would changed the back end, but it’s not how it works. Anyway. Try that out thirty Day Free tro if you want to test drive that also Ballot. That’s the show where politics meets pop culture. So much to talk about White House Correspondence Dinner.
I’ll talk about that tomorrow, but Ballot will have it on Sunday morning for you. This whole thing with the governor and the puppy, I don’t even want to go there. That’s not funny at all. But if you heard that that’s going on. Biden was on Howard Stern weird pick.
I mean thirty years ago, sure, but in the twenties Howard Stern really o hey anyway, see tomorrow